| Show lIt SER SEROUS OUS OUSBy By Dan V Valentine F OMO MO KICKBACK ACI We Vo brt br l ave never started this Ko- Ko Ind nd dc deal l. l Just because I 01 would like to meet a perm perm per- per m Kokomo Im I'm in trouble I F. F Go Goldsworthy 2026 aster ave says she's a lurt urt that we didn't mean p jo Colo instead of the In- In Kokomo fOmo omo C Cob Colo 0 0 s she h e writes t es II is isI IS I mining town not far from Crom tile le As a child I spent quite f f time there and there and I met lie band there I ft Mrs Airs Goldsworthy Heres Here's I kl 1 nod to Kokomo Colo Coo IE U UI I r. r DRESSED D The recent of five best dressed males Lake City has brought a ponce From three down down- own own- I actresses signing them them- Ve Girls comes the theion flon ion of Harden Wood as lakes lake's akes ake's dressed best-dressed man said Waitresses can cana a minute when a man is lake's Mr Mi Ir Wood is always well ell He has been coming coffee every morning for three years Mr Wood isi is j i neat and orderly in his hist I Iut ut t he matches Ido do you mean girls girls girls-do do dohe he matches for the cof- cof I his is socks and ties tics match matcher I I er t I I IRE tRE RE E TIlE THERE'S THERES 1 II E R E S FIRE g g about being we well dressed I e worst dressed man ine in inthis I Ie e this week is Jesse Burt Hurt not Jesses Jesse's fault He took 1 suits and shirts to the e late last week guess guess F and dry cleaning meat he took them to I hats hat's right the right the one that I I HP IP m in n the big fire Cire early eary I morning c I I G 0 APOLOGY Remember 94 9 Carl Cart the veteran railroad- railroad 4 a good neighbor we gave P Valentine to a few days ays 1 n II we sort of insulted Fred intention of course burst into the office and d an apology It seems I ina called Fred FredE E t a retired engineer instead of a retired railroad conductor Theres There's quite a difference You cant can't call caB me a and get away with it Fred said waving wa the paper in our face A it seems is a conductors conductor's conductors conductor's tors tor's pet word for an engineer Theres three things Ive I've never nover done in my life he added added Ive Ive never run an engine never ne smoked a and never ne voted the Republican Republican Republican Re Re- publican ticket Besides he said starting starling for forthe forthe forthe the door engineers have ruined my life I spent 51 years as a railroad conductor and I must have spent 50 of those years waiting waiting waiting wait wait- ing ing- for some engineer to get ready to take tale off All right light Conductor McCart we apologize To Margaret arlt West st secretary to Dean Eyring of the University University University sity of Utah ra g-ra graduate school school- vr r known better H r i liar e-dc- e de deserves 1 as Marge Marge- Margee e- e 1 f r If I serves a nod nodI I i because she sheA t J has to deal J A with intelligent 4 I people all the I 1 I II time And in intelligent in- in a J p t e Iii gent people peo peo- I pIe plc most ot of the time are arc not I too goo good about details So I Marge guides them through the I graduate school straightening out their credits seeing that all nil requirements are met met and and generally generally generally gen gen- I I educating the people who arc are being educated Besides she's pretty too I A ABOUT BRIDES IUD S According to toa toa toa a statistical report from the Metropolitan Metropolitan Met Met- Life Insurance Met Met-I Co bri brides es in Utah prefer to get gel married married married mar mar- ried in May instead of June However and However and this is an interesting interesting interest interest- s ing point widows point widows prefer to get married in the fall and divorcees choose July as the month in which I to take tae the fatal plunge And spinsters prefer to get bet married InI in I October SAM SA TIlE THE SAD CYNIC SA SAYS YS Ive I've nl a always s 's thought ht a grass widow v was a unman who I didn't mind mowing the lawn 1 |
