Show i H re J JI 11 I 1 I ROUGH AND NOISY Ford would make just about a aa as asa aw awa a president as he does an automo DANGEROUS COMBINATION Gwendolyn What Gwendolyn-What What caused MaI t divorce her husband m dIG Genevieve Genevieve-A A blue serge coat at blond haired stenographer i I S p. BARN BARNEO'S EOS EO'S Ills girl goes to the opera house Mine lIne goes to the movie sho hO Ills His girl wears silks and satins Mine wears calico His Hie girl is gay and frivolous Mines Mine's demure and good You think Id I'd change with him him- Yes the tho el eli elV I would d m TH THE E CUT DIRECT M MNo No man can afford to look I 81 by because most people cut t friends according to their cloth Women divide our attention f tract from our bankrolls add to tol worries and m multiply our ur How times have havo changed compI John Years ago tho the fait fair mal ma would sit iz II In a high secluded to and pray to have a lover sent senti Now she goes down do to the corner picks one out herself herselt Jl Too many people think that tl ti consists in buying CO worth woth ot of it II tubes to prolong the life of or a casing A man who will not work Will v. v others Ia TIME WASTED Did you ou enjoy tho the lecture No No It It was so easy to that it kept me awake Life I e 1 SERVICE Police Chief So Chief So you got the gj man roan eh m New Member rember of ot Force cally No sir But I got th g looking man i 1 could find find l i LEGAL TENDERNESS The bearer of a smile finds it and worth its face vali Vall Life Lite a WOUt THINGS THING'S T THAT LIFE FE RATHER LIKE TO KNOW Who wrote the music for tor the theof theof eff of Solomon Who is going going- to call the strike the Baseball Players' Players union If It it is true that too many I I spoil a Klan Whether the waiter walter who d oj the bottle in the restaurant of senate was discharged for tor spilling whisky or the beans Which city ib has most to be th ful for tor New York because it is governed b by Mayor Thompson Chicago because it escaped Mayor MaY r Ian Life I MODERNIZING HAMLET In the Players Players' scene in Harr Hair the following lines occur p J Player Queen In second husi be let me 11 None one wed the second secund but bit who it the first 3 Hamlet aside Wormwood we wc c wood flIt fl I It is reported that at one p ance recently Mr John JoRn changed Ham Hamlets Hamlet's Hamlets Hamlet's 1 ets et's comment to tol lywood Hollywood Hollywood Life I I As far as peace goes the Ule AJ b man with two twenty chili might as well be living in E Eur r One nice thing about radio artists never worry over rain kt k in ing ing- the aUdle audience at home ome I IBe V Be careful while sp-ng sp clean It takes a finger nail nearl months to grow out again The The- best thing a. a about out being short is hotel blankets blanket s cover all your our head and feet J II Hitching vo r ti t. T a 1 sta staI a fine practise but dont don't let letl leti I boy DOY hitch his s.-d s. to a street streetcar ar arI I |