| Show et e Jre J Jg g- g I II I lie e eTO TO EVERY SOUL SOUI To every man there A t way and ways and a a. way And t the 0 high soul climbs the h highway And the low soul gropes the low And In between on en the misty flats The rest drift and fro But to every man there A high way and a low low I And every very man I The ito way his soul shall go I I What this c country needs Is more mor paint on the old fence and less paint painton on the young face I When the world turns against you do dont don't take things so BO serIously and when everything cornea comes you way dont don't either Do the thinS thing you are afraid to do A J good carpet Is one that will not break your pipe when you drop It It TO THE TUB RESCUE U Bill Dill Smith country storekeeper motored mo- mo toned to Salt Lake to They were sen sent t and reached home homo before he did When en the bo boxes s were dropped off eft the truck In front of the store Mrs Smith who had charge uttered a a. scream seized hatchet and started to open the larj larl eS est one w ts t's the he matter Mother sa said j jone one of her children who watched her herIn herIn herin In amazement Pale and faint Mrs Smith pointed to an Inscription on cn the box bOL It t read Bill Inside A girl remar remarks reflectively that ahe h likes a a. small turkey better than han a big turkey because there Isn't so 0 much hash on on it TInd We know a a. gent though young In years Who Is the cause of cf floods of tears tear He doesn't care a single whoop I For parents parent's cares and wouldn't stoop To life lite a burden off of those Who furnish him with food ani and clothes Should Should he b bo be asked to do some work He would not hesitate to His mother dear hears bears no kind word No matter how for him she's stirred The lazy scamp so we are told Is only now new Just three weeks old OH YOU TELEPHONE LOST LOST Somewhere Somewhere between the post post- office and the ci city y hall hail or between the city hall haIl and th the a ladys lady's handbag containing a diamond ring a powder puff a package of ot hair pins and a telephone number Finder can keep handbag and contents If it he will return telephone number Mrs H H. H T. T box 46 Some birds do not have to wear slouch hats hats' to look O ONE E MILLION DAYS AFTER AnEn D. D DAr DATES TE If It ones one's a ten-spot ten In his pay That he will kindly loan us Well We'll pay him im back the very day The soldiers get their bonus Why do you call a fast ast automobile a scorcher Because he goes out of ct a a. hot pace pue makes pedestrians boiling mad warms warms up the police gets roasted In court and calls It burning shame There Is no euch uch thing g as a perfect climate outside of ot hotel folders and real estate offices s. s Cigar ashes on the rug dont don't look I any worse than face tace powder scattered all over the dresser I There are a lot of or people eople left ett who L can remember when every little town toun I. I In the country had Its grand opera house and Pa Palace ace livery stable Now they call them the movies and tha garage A man takes his clothes lothes from a hook book In the closet each morning then unscrews the hook and carries it It with Ith him until he Is ready to use It again at night That Is the only way h he can clothes fO h be sure SUTe of a place to ban hang his It Is always the woman oman of ot forty who calls the woman of thirty old Six little motorists motorist out for a 8 drive One waved at a chicken then there were ere five Five little motorists made the air roar One lit a a. then there four tour Four little motorists made the birds birds' flee One embraced his then there thele were three Three little motorists how motorists how the dust dut flew One hit a chuckhole and then there Were yere two Two little motorists racing facing the sun When somebody sn sneezed and then there ther was one One little motorist dazed with a a. bun Ran Ban Into a freight train then there them was n none ne Be cheerful at breakfast st st. The res tent rest of the day will take care of Itself Lots Lot's of ot girls Intend to marry JUstas Just Justas as soon as they can maKe malts up their sweethearts sweetheart's mind A married m man In Milwaukee n found a ten dollar bill the other morning In I Ia Ina ina a place where he never expected t tO 10 find It his it-his his pocket What this country needs J. J not new birth of ef freedom but the old old- fashioned 2 lower berth Speaking of cannibalism a a. newspaper news new paper cookery cooker expert sa says s A based baked spiced HIM makes a fine Sunday din nero ncr Forty people who saw a a. man roan rob rob Los Angeles bank didn't Interfere The They thought It was landlord col collecting the rent Tent Some Some mens men's natural bent Is I. b being nS crooked Fools make feasts and d wise men eat them Rubberstamp mp makers are having a big demand for Past Due Please Due Please Remit Ke- Ke mit stamps Census bUle bureau publishers figure showing that It Is hard to keep gl girl girlon on the farms Now you know w wIts wIt's ww Its It's hard to keep the boys there What this country needs Isn't more mar lIbert liberty b but t less people who take M lib lii with our liberty An Inventor has patented a chain t 10 be looped around a cuff button to prevent pre prevent vent Its being lost A chain to prevent pre P vent ent a collar button from under the would he a we we come adjunct to a mans man's trinket box heX Horses nowadays seem to ha ha 8 monopoly on en horse sense If H It Is anybody's nb business to 1 10 1 k after atter the boosting of ot your community T TIt It Is yours If It you YO do not do r TOO share sharo of It It how neil you vou ou have nerve to profit b by what others do do If It woman ha had been horn born waist alst man might o hn If e aMe to get gaL it l along alone without an elbow elbo |
