Show I by e Molo ey fate ate Legislature tat tatt- Capitol li v p D r Sirs ow w hat that we are arc assembled a liin ai and ready to clutter up the ther r with a lot more laws w y r not if we are going to contie continue con con- tie to keep the public in line a few little stunts torb to curb rb some of the states state's favorite its iu ts not already cover covered d in the pests law 1 ps Por or instance there might be a ae ale le e law prohibiting people from aloud In motion pIcture plc- plc ding cling subtitles ture re theatres theatres- statute is needed for the tho gents 0 i do their talking while leaning w against drinking fountains while white the k women and kids have to go thirsty law prohibiting vaudeville entertainers entertainers enter- enter It- It A In this state from staging those whistling acts cA measure to deal drastic punishment punish- punish I ment to schoolgirls who walk six abreast abreact down Main street Something to compel traffic cops hired to toI tol tov remember that they are I l Instruct regulate and educate mot mo- mo t and to enforce the law not to abuse buse and bullyrag the driver drivel who unluckily i violates some minor rule Iii A law demanding capital punishment punishment punishment punish- punish ment for the women who park their cirs cars behind those at the curb and Ithen then go for an hour or 01 so on a shopping hopping tour Something to do away with the I gent tnt who always believes believes and and speaks l wrong rong of the tho other fellow II 11 admit gents gent that some somo of ot these 87 seem to be freak legislation that thatty h y may be odd or unique and might nusa use iso a little comment but ty this time the Utah legislature ought gilt ht to be Hardened to comment on fr eak ak legislation legislation- STEVE e I I Day by day in every way That stuff 11 drive me Coo Coo-C Coo Coue ue DAVES DAVE'S REVIEW OF OP 1922 Part 2 Willie me Is unable to give the tact Met number of ot foolish resolutions passed by high minded and low Jow brained organizations throughout the entrY because of or a a. scarcity of addIn add- add In g machines German grocers having med ned the market to enable them to impute compute the number of ot marks b by one festive garland of or V Ine flappers chose their reading purses gurses without regard to the trona One Ons of or the authors for tor slinging dirt Seventy million poets discovered the IB sun dandelions and Juno June One lOnc new now Joke was published during the year vear but unfortunately Its has been questioned by several a authorities it is said to concern a a. mother law named Pat who drove a Ford Three times the weather man was right Ight Dame Nature having double ros ed him Fifty million men swore off smoking Fifty minion million men resumed smoking Fifteen million said Will you t marry Barry me Fifteen mUll million on others committed I suicide Seven Seventy five fIve tv-fIve million charitable folk tolk aid ald Sure I know them movie actors Is 3 all dope teens Combined salaries of ot all screen tars as modestly underestimated by byI their heir press agents would stagger anthe all an anI the mathematicians In the Massa- Massa I r Institute of ot Technology and I Would make even an appropriating Congressman feel teel a a. bit sick and I envIous r II si SIx customers have read this far tar farI farone I 1 d one of or them hasn't a headache headache- i well well ell because ho he couldn't ye ve e. e J J A. A J. J Davis manager of the theatre cats eats hot cakes j S breakfast every morning Day by day in every way I Ic lIe c gets batter and batter 1 Perilous Days r Life nowadays Is getting to beI bo be I terrible game of chance Representative Rep Rep- r Upshaw has introduced intro- intro I a n bill in congress to make make- he h buyer of bootleg liquor equally with the tho seller and sub- sub t to similar punishment Then there here are laws against IW aws ws against drunkenness to drunkenness to to say of tho the chance a guy takes drinking inking the tho stuff G GREG EG Somo people are arc so dumb that think Fritz Leiber's Shakes Shakes- pearean role was born in a bakery shop t A |