Show r- r 1 More Truth Than Poetry I Ii i By JAMES J J. J MONTAGUE I 4 NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT French chefs have organized t to copyright their creations creations cre cre- thereby advancing the price Wed We'd grant all gifted chefs the right To profit by their brains v Their every gustatory flight Should go to swell theirs gains With words words' alone can authors fill The covers of a book t tAnd And he must have uncommon skill Who Vho seeks to be a cook A Let vol a t proclaim the the fame Of Ot him Who thought It up s j Let gourmets raptly speak his name The while they gently sup eup Well We'll be content will content you and I I- I Cuisine Francais to flout We Ve know the copyright on pie u. Has long ago run out Souffle and sauce and consomme On which th the glided gilded live We Ve know for us no dIst distant nt day YIn Win be prohibitive 1 But nut still on crispy b buckwheat cakes At breakfast well we'll be fed fed And ham and eggs and hamburg ste steaks J Cannot be patented l 1 Though salads which in Jn French appear appear appear- Upon the bill of ot faro faro f For us may be too dear fy We aWe shall riot not know nor careWe care We still sUll shall feast with little cash On food to be desired t I IHas tHas The copyright on hash Has years ago expired BAFFLING When you see a girl in a short dress nowadays you do not know whether he is a year behind the fashion or a year ahead of it ALL SAFE The only home industry not protected by the tariff is protected by the law EMULATING JEFFERSON Perhaps that prehistoric horse found In Nebraska is isI the one Mr Bryan meant to hitch In front of he ca capitol I at Washington while he was being Inaugurated Copyright 1923 by the Bell Syndicate Inc |