Show tt NOTHING SERIOUS i By Dan Valentine of dent idest eyes in the e world orld I i a of a a. little boy bOj who has og old s-old told Russell Graves th h East has sad eyes Sri I. I l son on Coco is is gone Ik 0 a rust rust colored colored cocker PY had a special place Coco was Rust Rus- Rus pt t dog dog and and a very special J Vr o Russell and Coco CocoL piping ping L Ping near home The They Y other back and forth i lawn Russell smiling g g Coco yelping and andI I I t at it at his small masters masters' j id D just a small puppy ire e romped too far and find find his way home p eared i its it's is why Russells Russell's eyes yes yeso o top it off Russell is isn n bed with chicken pox fully tough for a young tay in bed and get well wellIs Vis Is ne 11 Mr and Mrs Ires es haven't told Russell person may have ha stolen years I old is a little too toot t a aa fellow to lose jie e a human race his par- par They're l They're right i Its It's Logical tJ on n more of us dont don't beal beal belal be- be I lal al tycoons is probably never think things 1 L jfe e e the matter of graper grape- grape r and I I. I we probably I whether Nether we eat the top cW bottom I bottom half of a grape- grape Penn Penney e owner o and andi i the gigantic chain of ot otI J V I stores from coast to Penney Penny visited Salt saIt alt k Lake City recently he ate breakfast breakfast breakfast break break- fast in the Hotel Utah coffee shop He asked the waitress for the bottom half of a grapefruit explaining explaining explaining ex ex- ex- ex that because the grapefruit grapefruit grapefruit grape grape- fruit grew downward do from a stem i it was only natural to assume that the juice seeped down into the bottom half The bottom half of grapefruits are much more juicy than the top halves he said It sounds very logical too Its It's a good thing though that m millions of Americas America's grapefruit eaters caters dont don't follow Mr Penn Penneys Penney's Ys Y's advice What would we ve do with nith the millions of leftover grapefruit tops Medical Poker A local medical man is an ardent ardent ardent ar ar- ar- ar dent poker player Like most of ofus oflus I Ius us he loses more often than he hewins I wins And like most of us us the I good has a wife who frowns I Ion on his card losses The other evening the doctor came home His wife was waiting She said coldly Well Vell how much did you lose tonight Not a thing dear I was very lucky I broke even didn't lose a cent His wife didn't believe him You can tell me the truth you dont don't have to lie about your losses Tell me how much money you lost The good doctor knew the game was up I was really telling the truth about the money I didn't lose a cen cent 1 I But nut on the last big biJ pot I held two pair pair and and now no noI 1 I o owe I Joe a shot hot of penicillin Dick gets et 25 25 wort h of or X rays for lor I nothing and Im I'm going oin to operate operate op op- j erate crate Bobs Bob's varicose veins for free |