Show MBS CAUDLES LAST In clbrlllon of tho tnth nnITerAAr of tliolr tnnrrlago the iJilllostl have then n dinner parly during which the huaband has been a lltlle too attentive to his fnlr neighbor Imo Dullest b l fmotlicn her Jealousy oil through too ncnlnff but scarcely hare they retired to the conjugal couch whcro sho in certain thnt tho olTcnd cr cannot esoapo hcri especially IM sho hat taken n firm trip upon his nightshirt when eho opens tho Uoodgatcs of licr vrnth Madamo < o M rhifloit yon h T ro llttlo consclonco that you think you nru going to go rlnht to sleep Monsieur dont wo whats prevent Perhaps ttie pato might for I ate n Rood deal of It Hut I took thrai gtasseauf chartru and Madame You forgot the rmoo Iht Providence sends to liaunt tbo Icp of tho guilty Monsieur Why tho donee fhould Ptorl donco bother Itself nbout me Madame Oh I know thit regrets r nseleiu llut If I ruM RO buck tin yean what happened then would never ha I pen ngiln I can assure you I did not oii ct when wo mmo out of tho church that tho tenth aimhcnarjof our wedding would bo llko this I can wo you now dressed h a brldoglm wong a ro 10 you hot tonhole and you kept declaring the flower a Just like mo Monsieur Did I My that I Madiino Oh I know If tho way with you men to forget what you said nt n time Ilka that But I remember II I teems n If I ouhl you nO a wo mmo out af tho chnrch You simply devoured mo with your eyes Monsieur You mistake tho emotion my eyes cirrttuud I wn wearing u new pair of tight shoes nml they caused wo the most eiijulslto ngony M IlomoOh you may talk about hoots today but that wai not what you woro thinking of then And at our Bidding breakfast where In dcflamo cf custom you absolutely Insisted on fitting noit to mo you kept passing all tho dtthos to mo and I believe you would Imo fed mo on pearl and diamonds And tothlnk that 1 Is tho sarao man who tahatcd to tllsgraco fully thin evening Oh on uocd not tool ltoDIhd I ErbYlolod hOv you lellol < I IUt 1110 loolko n d borlln tht YOI Imo throWI Id Our 10011 bolutoly hluI1 for YOI fo mklDg 10 wln t luh nu tnI prhap thot ht Iut you lutlod t do whu YOI IDlt1 thom Momiourlut you mado out tto Ibt TODrs1 Madame ciploslvely That li not truol Do you mean to protond that I Invited that Mile Josephine Ducouilrayr Oh you Itt klOI YOD I-tt gOIDg to y hc brothe bruoht Ir Irwlhout your knowlh1 A pretty fellow that brother Il Monsieur hnpotoDIOb coino Aro we never going t 11p ModmoWcl Im not preventing you Monsieur burying his bead luthopll low Thanki A Tlof I Interval of silence Madame I know perfectly well tho MdrcI perfoty wol rev ion tlmt JoNophlne catnu snooping about tho house Him wanted to MO how she would 0 flxod when you marry her I after lay death Oh sho will not havo long ton to-n 11 Drooping day by day us I nm I foci that I shall not last long Monsieur Irritated Oh nonsensel Madame Oh you may 1 wrap yourself your-self lip In tho bedclothes when I npoak of her Itonlyprotfsto mo your relations with her I dont 0 how you can buvo tho assure nco to look me In tho face Monsieur his now In the bedclothes Dut Im not looklg you In blothoj Madame Tho mora shame to you then Ah I It wero Josephine you would Monsieur angrily lor the last time madamo I beg you to let me go to sleep I I Ib1 hale plenty of time to listen to your silly complaints tomorrow Madamo Very good sir 1 An hones nol nould defend himself I t l only tho guilty who keep silent for fear o betraying tmt A now Interval of Ellenco t 13 Madame with t a sudden bunt of rage No no nol I 111 not kel 011 You will have to tear out my tongue first Just try to tear out iny tongue I defy you to do It I Monsieur losing tlm last remnant ol Ms patlonoo Tho night Is for slueptng not for touring out tongues Madame Perhaps It ll laored to yonr dear Josephlno I wish tho dinner bad choked herl Tho Idea ot her daring to crltlelmniy dinner highly Monsieur On tho contrary sho nrulscd Madame Who wanted tho Impudent bussys praises Oh I shall never forget droll your conduct even I I lit a t 1 a hUD Monsieur A hnndrcdf Just now you Ild 10 UU wr Dot Ing for tl orll Madamo I cnnot nDdl4nd bow uh shameless creatures can dt daring t load on a married man so bcfcro n seoro 01 people liierybody pitied mo during the Igamo of cards when Gho kept saying to jou every minute with illminting emtlo 11 tako your heart You would Inve feen how shocked everybody was If you had not been too busy mooning over the deceitful huasy who was cheating you JOT aho did cheat you You cannot deny that shewas caught Vilth two noes of clubl In her hDd Monsieur That will toaeh you not to I lot cur little BOII Paul touch tho cards lie uilied up two packs whoa he was pluylug wIt them MdumoOh 1 DuOot In jetted t her you btsmlrch thoputlloD lit your BOII I ho then t defend this shameless cnature you ratendthutulioor child sharper only 4 years old lias alruuly bocouio a Monsieur la n goOh this I to muehl Shut up womunl You will drive Ino crazyl Madame So much tho better I would Ihor 5 ° U crazylban un Dunturol father Monsieur oiaipcrated to the last degree Listen I think I have iilri n ouenough proof of niy patience Y cnor no for tho last time IyonIlolpl Madjmo with onolyXovrl I shall Bponk my mind oven I 1 you gag mo with the bolster M Duttnst bounds violently out of b horonruyouKolngf Monsieur who la baiitlly pulling on his oolhI am going 1 n hotel to sloip Trnlote lrom to lrnh lor ArGo uut |