| Show 1 Y IT AGAIN y f By HERB PRICE Cats Cat's All Right yone one know how to make torn torn- dentures 1 Lucky year old gray tabby would like to know because i minus minue two o fangs and their loss lades udes hi his favorite pastime ng g corn on the cob I be being being- a he e man he heft hethe i ithe ft the fangs in two other tom tom- f wont won't agree to eating corn d d' d from the cob for him by byI I nater he just gazes longy long- long y 7 at the ear of corn com and walls ta t dentist Anyone who can canto canto canto to his rescue may get in with his owner Q C Q C James Hardy ordy of the Salt Lake navy ting station Motto for a Hot Day DayI Dayt I t 1 If tier er test teat as a ft tater in bs a Haggard's Hoggard's Hot Pot lot J I If U Its It's going to stay this hot be hi shot ahot I dont don't wish vish I was a calmly squat It 5 a shady spot not re e C a It continental how hot fart om tun a Jul July 1897 newspaper i I i Foul Play eve een watching with inter- inter past palt few days day to see tiler ther ier or not not erudite sports erS eri era would pick up a yarn which at least seemed quite out of oC ordinary However since they looked looke t the e opportunity we weW W 1 tep in where angels fear to tod tod d and tell it ourselves happened last Thursday evet eve- eve at t the Municipal ball bail park as Amateur Federation baseball baseballS S e between Crescent and Wa- Wa Chemical moved into the halt hilf lU of ot the sixth inning With men on and no men out the las teala first baseman stepped the batters batter's box and prepared wing teller Jack Jade Eyres Eyre's first row ow was wu a high hard hard one which with a resounding dc cle The batter dropped his u as though In pain Foul cui ball strike one was the let Bid ct o of chief chic umpire Ray flay f. f en n ensued one of those heated Ire e and batter arguments the P. P catcher Sid Kramer base bue basee Ire e Roy Austin the team and from the grandstand maintaining that ball and bat connected the batter Insist- Insist wat t the ball baU had met with his 1 bone none to make that nO noise le ter fter much discussion the bat- bat was allowed to take first primarily through his pro pro- of pain and the good goad or of all aU concerned not be- be anyone was convinced hed he'd nit hit You lied cried e C kids from the tit grandstand the the batsman trudged to the t sack uck And when the game game over and lost It nt i do do any good did it Jt was comment of spectators Noi No- No i 1 ed e him Now it so happens that this first baseman Is one of our closest friends a fellow by the name of at Herb Serb Price and in the name of at friendship weve we've offered to help him lim clear this bight blight on his tation So for all aU the disbelievers we offer proof positive r I. I Rack On Maybe 1 it Its It's just a matter of experience experience ex ex- but when Federal Dietrict District Die Dis Judge Tillman D. D Johnson starts dispensing justice he really moves mo out The year old Judge interrupted interrupted interrupted inter inter- his summer vacation for a a. scant cant hour four-hour period one day last week and in that time knocked off oft 41 1 1 criminal cases and 12 civil ac- ac ions In case youre you're interested the he way we figure it that averages one case every five minutes About par ar for the course Thanks to Pete |
