| Show GOOD CLEAN JOB Canny Uncle Sam Finds Finds Way W y To Ke Keep p Gold at atthe the Mint WASHINGTON ASHINGTON V M March 7 UP UP- UP Because in its mints arc are required to take baths bath the government government government gov gov- saves money Heaps of it This came out Friday when the testimony on the treasury appropriations appropriations appropriations bill was released Leland Howard assistant di director director director di- di rector of the bureau of the mint gave the house committee the lowdown It It- was plumb surprised as the following dialogue will show Mr Howard I might say we catch the bath water from irom our and we recover certain values from that Mr Gary D. D Va You do what Mr Howard Recover the gold values from the water where our take baths Mr Canfield R. R N N. J. J Elaborate Elaborate Elaborate rate that on the record So Howard did He explained that gold sticks lUck to a workers worker's hair and skin If the government didn't make him bathe before he left the building buildIng building build build- ing h he soon could retire and open a prosperous mint of his own The government go Is very canny It catches all this bath water and saves the valuable minerals Furthermore the government supplies most of the work clothes When these wear out the government burns same 1 and recovers the gold and silver sUver |
