Show WALTER WINCHELL 1 G Gonzales Just Another Joe Joe- To Yank in Buenos Aires I It happened in Buenos Aires A minor government official bristled into the American consulate Ignoring the room full of people he stormed over to the receptionist reception reception- and demanded an audience with the consul He was politely Informed informed informed in In- formed there w were re several ahead of him But I am Gonzales he bellowed bellowed bel bel- bel lowed impatiently glancing at his wrist watch At two o'clock I have the appointment I am Joe Kelly replied the American in his best north pole manner and at two o'clock you have the disappointment We Ve offer the veteran Chris Morley's merciless doggerel to wit I came home from years of war Everything was like before People hadn't changed a bit That was the awful part of it Zachary Scott was at a meeting meeting meeting meet meet- ing where a lad with a fine war record made a speech It was dull and the audience started walking out A man who meant well got up and announced Gentlemen Gentlemen Gentlemen Gen please sit down This boy has gone through hell for us and we can do as much for him Woman oman Bites Dog by the it closed recently was a potent parody on a eo newspaper tribe One of the publishers caricatured in it took credit for everything ever invented Someone mentioned the atomic bomb bomb and and the pompous pompous one sputtered sputtered sputtered I offered that bomb to the na navy vy years years ago but ago but they wanted details Talking about the newspaper profession there is this sad saga about a famed front cover cover illustrator illustrator illustrator illus illus- for a renowned magazine He signed one of those contracts to do a dozen front covers a year year year- one a month The talented mansoon man mansoon mansoon soon found himself with nothing but time on his hands hands and and painted the dozen portraits the very first month Having nothIng nothing nothing noth noth- ing else to do with his time and barred by contract from doing I pictures for others he took to hooch and stayed brunk 11 months of the year It killed him You You- probably have hse forgotten the recent feud between the sponsors sponsors sponsors spon spon- sors of the failure Cafe and the New York critics The producers took paid pai newspaper newspaper news news- paper adverts to lambaste the reviewers re reviewers reviewers re- re viewers for blackb blackballing that flop The other day one of ot those aggrieved showmen read laudatory notices on a a film he heI I directed The picture 1 I. I Line at Dawn And as yet Mr r. r Clurman disagreed with those critics critic 1 Horace Greeleys Greeley's line on oa craft Journalism will but it will keep you alive ti I youre you're at it S G Jot During F DRs DR's D Rs R's early terrA term office he lie fired an appointee not having told him the ta about a certain matter The Thelow TheM he helow low protested saying Im rrt wj liar Mr President I just to get all the fact facts F D R blistered him with I consider a liar much 1 less Jus J than a man who Is CU CIK- CIK with the truth 3 s i. i |