Show Wa Walter Wi Winchell n eh helI e II 1 Man About Berlin Faces About Unter Den Linden Linden Linden Lin Lin- den Robert Best the American newspaperman wearing a white tie tie and and feather feath- feath x er to mat match c h Julius Stretcher the with witha h a capital L I punching an ano anold anold o old 1 d crippled t non non Aryan Aryan Aryan- Just for the fun o of it it Herr Gobbels Gobbets the wife robber robber robber rob rob- ber b being e i n g sn snubbed u b b bed e d by Adolfs Adolf's closest p pals a s And G Goebbels 0 ebb e 1 S Winchell threatening to even things by not giving them any world wide publicity Gen n. n Von Boch on leave from the front showing the mob a picture postcard of London London London Lon Lon- don from Hess reading Having wonderful time Bet you wish you were here Goering Goering Goering Goer- Goer ing somewhat slimmer And a Munich wisenheimer observed He can get his clothes fitted now without a compass in Auer Alley Altey Der fuehrer was reading the latest reports about the Russian victories victories victories vic vic- vic vic- tories and called a conference of his generals One of them came into the room laughing Hitler sUfen stiffened d Are you laughing laughing laughing laugh laugh- ing at me he demanded uN Nero Nein ein mein fuehrer was th the I humble apology yell Veil shouted der fuehrer vot elz is iss dare to laff at in diss room 1 Then there is the one about the gestapo leader who was told hed he'd been promoted to protector of a place in Czechoslovakia Thank you he said saluting Now what should be my first move 1 I I suggest he was told you notify your nearest of kin Berlin BerUn Small talk Tommy Manheim the playboy gave Millie Schnitzer of The Scarcities Scarcities Scarcities ties of 1942 revue a pO pound Dd of butter bulter He gives away silk stockings as though they were fur coats Von has the biggest collection of autographs in Europe Keeps them on treaties General Schmaltz is dead Very strange and mysterious circumstances they say Seems he wasn't shot in the back The United States claims several members of the German American bund bond have committed suicide Obvious lies lies Those awful Americans American must have killed them German German German Ger Ger- man nationals returning on the report that the Americans dismayed jut failures of their government are clamoring clamoring clamoring clamor clamor- ing for a monarchy It is said that everyone in New York talks about bringing back the days of the Palace Berlin Street Scenes The pigeons pigeons pigeons pig pig pig- eons near the feeding crumbs to the passersby Himmler's secret police holding Hans at midnight Little Little- Aryans Aryan in schoolyards following in their fathers' fathers goose- goose steps nazi workers playing poker with ration cards during r lunch hour Meat is joker Friends of William Dudley Pelley Pelley Pel Pel- ley the American friend of all of us us- praying he beats the rap rapin rapin in Indianapolis Indianapolis- Oth Others Others' rS' rS signing signing signing sign sign- r ing a long list of names to send send to who tried like anything to hurt the Americans by cooperating with Kunze et aLBut al But he got S 5 s years beating the devil out of an old Jewish woman caught kissing a newspaper photo of General MacArthur Memos of a Nazi Wonderful news from our friends in the U.S. U U. S. S They are writing nasty pieces every day against Henry Luce Mrs George orge Backer Archibald Archibald Arch Arch- j MacLeish Harry Hopkins Drew and that bum bunt Winchell t a i Grew Then Vanished Some mammals originated on the earth as sized dog-sized species attained the bulk of an elephant and then disappeared completely i all in years Debris of Creation Meteorites r ar ethe e only tangIble tang tang- ible evidence i have of the materials of other othar worlds and andare andare are called the debris of c crea tion 4 |