Show H t M Walter Walte Winchell Scrambled Eggs Berlin planned regardless of the bungling of the eight saboteurs saboteurs saboteurs sab sab- to land four loads of s saboteurs saboteurs sab sab- b- b on on the theA A Atlantic t 1 antic coast line every every every ev ev- ery six weeks z Wonder how true it is t that h a t five landed successfully suc- suc somewhere ere erea b a along Ion g the the i Mexican gulf coast Critic Critic- C r i tic Watts' Watts observation observation ob ob- y esc escaped es- es c cap a p e d the rest of us Winchell That in Irving Irving Irving Irv Irv- ing Berlins Berlin's This Is the Army hit there is not one attempt at flag waving I like the ditty called Take Me It blows kisses at your ears Only that is when played as a waltz Nearly everywhere in the nation they respect the sugar shortage shortage one one lump or yo you can lump it mister B But t not in Washington's b best st hotels Two or three they asK you and in some places the bowl is crowded Navy Nary relief will probably wind up with seven seyen or eight million During the broadcast of the star all baseball game the announcer announcer announcer an an- stated The boos that I greeted him as he walked to the plate are really a tribute to him and his popularity Huh Wonder why Rommel is played up as a military genius Have the editors forgotten that when the nazis were defeated defeat defeat- ed in Libya a few months ago ago ago- the genius leading them was Rommel A Washington girl said to a friend in uniform What are you doing How much time have you got he asked Plenty for you dear Well he explained Im the lowest man in the morale morale morale mo mo- mo- mo rale division of the miscellaneous branch of the personnel section of the service of supplies of the U. U S. S A. A Some ball players have the strangest first names such names such as Enos Atley Arky and Spurgeon Spurgeon Spurgeon Spur- Spur geon Add things Im I'm afraid Im I'm not An expert on the Libyan situation As soon as the experts claim one side has been whipped whipped the the losers get their second wind and take the decision decision decision deci deci- sion John Jacob Astor says the item about him buying the gas station and tires was a practical practical practical joke by unfunny friends Talk about Civic leaders of Plymouth Mass want an early curfew in order to dis discourage discourage discourage dis- dis courage girls from flirting with soldiers A Hollywood col- col credits Otto Kruger with Hes rusting on his laurels which was half a line here once and then was decorated by Readers Reader's s Digest The Times movie critic complains that films like Eagle Squadron give misconceptions misconceptions misconceptions mis mis- 4 conceptions of war That picture picture pic plc- ture contains official films of R RAF A F dog fights The story about Nazi Saboteur Dasch being being being be be- ing defended by special counsel was to be off the record But an underling in the censors censor's office released it Add delightful places The cabaret gardens of the Shoreham Shoreham Shoreham Shore- Shore ham hotel in Washington The show around the open air ringside ringside ring ring- side is as exciting as a revue 1 What's become of miniature miniature miniature minia minia- ture golf Its It's still very popular popular popular lar at Asbury Park I dunno what's worse worse Hitler Hitler or humidity humidity humidity humid humid- ity Never met Hitler That reminds me of Congressman Congress Congress- man Fish who says the navy never tried to fortify Guam They couldn't fortify it he neglected neglected neglected neg neg- to add because congressmen congress congress- men like Fish voted against it Dont Don't those swank night clubs which throw throwaway away all those rubber rubber rubber rub rub- ber balloons with prizes in them feel self-conscious self with the rubber crisis Add melodramatic melodramatic melodramatic melo melo- dramatic scenes The jeeps crowded with army men plus machine guns as a guard for those spies Even the news newsreel newsreel reel men and their equipment had to stay across the street Milton Berles Berle's routine of ot card magic is the most spellbinding spellbinding spellbinding spell spell- binding Ive I've ever gawped at atHis His lovely brides bride's is also an eyebrow raiser t Copyright 1942 Daily Mirror 1 |