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Show ill. lHne II.. lullotm. Tho drimny young man Jumped on tho rear piriform of n Uroilivay cot list evening Ho was on his way to mnko n call nnd his inlnd iiad wandered off to tho homo of his Margaret In stinctlvely Io shoved his lain I down Into his pookit, pnlletl out a coin and linn led It toward n I rass Imllonud coat tlint his dreaming cyos had made out In tho darkness, lie was arousnl from his dreaming by n grulf s oico saying: "I ut not tho conductor. I dou r wmt your money, " "I'ardon me," exclaimed tho emlnr rnssed jounj dreanur, "I really ill I not notice that )ou wcron llrenun 1 just aw tho uriform, jou know, anl took ou for tho conductor." "That's all right," answered tho ilro man, "No offenso Wo liretuin have that happon to us overy tlmowo jump on n car If wo go lusl Je to tnLo n neat rotuo woman is aiiro to h ind us a faro and ask us to let tur olf at some street or otlu r, nnd if wo stall 1 outsido, some nbsoutuilndetl mm goi und sticks a coin In our hands 1 don t Know but It would lion pretty go-! scheme If wo just accepted tho situation nld tho money and said nothing." IS'ew York Times. |