Show Country Correspondence HAPPY VALLEY Jim Snyder while out huntin recent had his old muzzle loader shot gun to bust in his hands It nearly nearl him to death Otherwise he was Miss liss Teenie Miller is visiting friends down Snake Bend way You must be awful l lonesome while she is away Alfred Alf Alf- Alf I red red I District School No 4 will hold a l I evening ening Come bee bec next Friday whether r you can spell or not Mrs Jim Wheeler had her clothes line to break with h her r wash on last Monda Monday so that she had to do her wash all over again Tuesday and the nabors say she has be been n so mad ever that she wont even speak to them Ben Gibbs says he has a bunyan on his foot which he says sas he wishes was was was' else where his boot wouldn't wouldn't would would- nt rub it it EXCELSIOR CALAMITY CORNERS Ezekial hens laid him 4 4 I double eggs in two days last weak How is is that for double yolks Gid Hawkins went home late r night and was bit on the doorstep by his own dog Tige who didn't seem to recognize him in the thc dark bein as the thed d dog doj is deef and nearly blind Gid says Tige is a powerful good watchdog Bill Wilson Vilson who invented a new kind of a rat trap offers to sell all rights to the trap for which is cheap if it is' is i worth anything which it probably aint tint HEZEKIAH |