Show I I THE ILL CILL TICKLE YOU YOU TICKLE ME CLUB I The officeholders' officeholders trust in Utah is coming in for some some mighty mighty hard jolts this year jear as well as an exposure exposure exposure ex ex- of its methods A more selfish combination was never witnessed Smoot wants six more years in the spot light and would sacrifice the peace of his church to be successful successful successful suc suc- again Sutherland despises Smoot and criticises him sac sav savagely to his closest friends but ho lie is under contract and helps himself by helping the machine Jody Eldredge is to be the chief of the assay office office office of of- fice if the machine wins He is now county clerk and has always held office of some kind Sheriff Frank Prank Emery wants Spry elected governor governor governor gov gov- because he is is promised the tho United St States tes mar- mar if Spry wins Fussy Jimmy who is now deputy United State revenue collector will be made secretary of the state land board if Spry is elected This gives Fussy Missy control control control con con- of from to of land laud board funds the interest on which would be a nice thing bing u Mutton Bill BiU Jones has his eye r on the county countr in infirmary again and he lie is working for the election of Mackay Mackay- and Burton for commissioner Co Col George B. B Squires and his wife are arc both holding holding hold hold- ing office and the colonel wants to have his pie coun ter ticket renewed Arthur L. L Thomas looks forward to another term termas as postmaster and Chief Deputy Kessler a son-in- son law of President Smith is to be retained if Thomas is reappointed Uyi-uin Uyi E E. Booth Ed II Callister Colonel Kaighn Alphabet Thompson an and Thomas Hull have Smoots Smoot's promise of reappointment tp to the federal places they hold Every deputy deput sheriff is promised that no change will be made if Joe Sharp is is elected Deputy Deputy- Sheriff Booth will be permitted to continue his service with the Luke collection agency agency- at public expense No new places will be opened up for if the machine triumphs next Tuesday because the officeholders trust is already in power and their families and friends have baye everything nailed down It is a beautiful illustration of the the Ill Ill I'll tickle you yon if you you'll ll tickle me idea and it is funny to watch these machinists boosting for each other The a astonishing thing is that the H gang continues contin coutin- ues from year to year to secure the support of several several sev sev- eral hundred Republicans on pledges that arc are never kept |