Salt Lake Telegram | 1908-07-11 | Page 15 | Bargains in Babies

BARGAINS BARANS IN BABIES BAIES Among tho deacons of a Presbyterian n church in an Ohio town was a R good ol old il gentleman familiarly known as f Uncle Uncle e Thomas floras Although too deaf to hear hea r ho he was T always in in his accustomed Heat t at church and his zeal in religious s work vork was WM untiring OW Owing 1 to a short short- t- t a ago age o of song song books in iii the Sabbath Sabbat h school sonic some additional ones onen were o or r dered by ly Uncle Thomas J who ap up tho pastor of their arrival arival anthe ant an and d the tho latter lator agreed to announce the fact fac t from the pulpit on Sunda Sunday morning morin Tho The made pastor tho the promised an nn- amon among others concluding g with this one 4 Parents nb wishing their children childre n thi baptized will wi please present them at th tho e close chose of the service rho Tho good deacon lumped to fo his feet fee t and in the tho loud voice peculiar to th the e deaf bawled out Those who haven haven't t any can cant t get et them at t my house for 5 50 0 cents apiece J As Uncle Thomas J and his bis vio o had always been heen childless this start star t ling Bug information almost broke u up th tho e I meeting and n a wave wa of merriment t swept elt 5 the con congregation rc atou that I threatened d to tu shako thu tho cb church ch from its is foundation oun aton n. n