Show I II SMART MANNERS AS I I OBSERVER SEES THEM I I AT THE METROPOLIS Every cry now and then a standing up supper is served at a dance This is the abomination of desolation spoken of by bythe bythe bythe the Prophet Daniel Should a a lady ask you FOIL on at such an entertainment to get gether ct i her e some mc supper push your way through b the thc mob aud and hurl burl yourself liko a flying wedge at tho the trough ti-ough where the com ti j bles bies are arc exhibited Once arrived on the tho I scene of carnage you yon can consume a n I cup Clip of bou bouillon some some seine sandwiches a I I I little filet some dry champagne some I oysters oster and a plato of salad an ice ice and aDd anda j I ja Ia a cup of coffee After this if your bungar hungar hun bun I gar gal has been satisfied take a morsel of 1 I gelatine a doily doHr and a ladyfinger place i ithem them on a plato plate and force yourself I through h the compact lines Jines of ae angry feeding dancing men until you appear before your fair partner declaring that you dil did your best and that tho the rest of the tho provisions pro had disappeared While Whilo she is thanking you rou slip away to the smoking room and send tho man mau in attendance at at- o there e f for r a bottle bottlo of your our favorite fa fn- champa champagne nc While Whilo he has gone you Foil OU may busy yourself b by selecting a dozen or moro more of the best oest cigars so as ns asto asto to be sure to tl have something to smoke on the way home At t the theater it is smart to roast roast tho the show show- II Do n nl nt ut t be afraid of wounding wounding wound wound- ing in- the tho feelings of your our host and hostes hos boa tes teas tess It is is 5 an nn even esen chance cliance that they the thearo aro are more bor bored d than you Vou If the tho actors clora seem scent to object to yom yoni 11 0 conYer conversation at on or 01 I show hay an- an annoyance or impatience enco try I Ito to remember that thc they arc are not society I r il people and are arc i ignorant of at all H al graceful social conventions 1 On leaving the opera with the d do not go o into the side them or you ou will surely sureh be bo l forc rc look out for their carr carriage carnage carnage- 3 e. e a 8 tedi and bothersome occupation The Thi i icat cst cot thin thing to do is to say ny that y yon u Ian I an appointment and merge merc jow m with tho the rabble who are leaving by i front door leaving to i 1 draft drafty s sid side d e entrance tr nce where man manill w will ill sooner or hr lat later i di Bachelors no lon longer er leave is considered outre After din dining I IB g man many times at a house a man may maya J Jn a n butler 2 and his card In return retarn I butler will the next discreetly slip the card upon in the tho hall ball whilo while the lAd lady of the tois hois to is out in dri driving f if J If you ou arc are literally forced to pi call merely ask tIme the butler if it the f 1 ad are aro at horn horn-c. Should he lie beV ay V yer A plain to him that you h have v. v mi milt l Wj the time house and that you are Irl loo loa for the tito residence of another lady him a It dollar and retire nOi les J tho the steps From From Manners for fec e l t opo is in in the thc Metropolitan M ili zine C If w 11 i |