Show Slim Slips Some Tips to Friend Say Cull Cully said Slim th the messen- messen n. n her i cr boy hoy as b hp he sneaked into the and nd struck the snake editor for a dime to to fc feed d me mo face faco on or as he put it Was Vas as over to rio lie Demo convention convention conven conven- tion at de do Grand last Frid Friday The snake editor admitted that th he did not get et chance a n c to attend the convention conven conven- tion of the great unwashed 1 party I. I 1 WeIl cli Cull Cully f paid sard id Slim 3 as He ne slid into nto a 11 scat and ana Ii lighted a n cigarette youse youse ouse mi missed sf d one of or dp de most harmon i. i ous in do history of politics In n dis mans man's S state as ks me friend Bruce Johnson would put it Why Cully dat Rt was de e c gent m meeting n Say dat was a 0 re regular resHar res- res Har ular little love Joc feast as me Sunday girl cirl irl says ays when I buys her an ice cream soda Boda Scraps Scraps- Well I 1 J I S nit Say pard If tf the ne Demos Demos of of dis mans man's S 'S man state would get on election day as dc dey ley do rio in conventions the they would have bavo dc de dc whole game Came am in in der hands hand Well tell teU me mo about it il said tho the snake editor Suie Sure dats dat's what I comes come's u up for cause see de do paper guys UJ dat was doing done do do- int ing ne do Conven conven didn't pet get et wise to one of f the tha wi wisest st moves mo dat lies has been played in in n die dis state in a f good many years year Say los Ilos Demos haa has a wise a gny iy in dat clat fell fellow w I from de do town of Logan Loan Who Who is Sa Say Say pard n needs eds to wako wake ke up for or a minute oi- oi or two hes he's do fellow ellow dat at is is going to be he the bIg bin guy y on ou the he national committee for do de next four years from dis state Now dat follow fellow is isa isa isa a wise guy lY uy and a 3 mi mighty brave brae one two Of Jf course is wise to da do fact nat dat de le people of de lie west ain aint t pot got ot no use for or ono one G. G Cleveland CJe thon though h if youse OI listens to m m. m my smoke he was ono one of tho newest biggest guns cuns do country ever had in the big bis- iC house at Washington ton Well WO lie dis fellow fel fel- low ow gets ets up and introduces a ac I c so a rose Why dat is do thins thing in which da dasa I sa says ays s 's Bo it resolved Oh you mean a resolution su suggested sug posted S the nake editor Yep date dats de word replied replier Slim Well die dis fellow introduces one ne of dose doso tings tinge in which it says sas dat do lo party remembered wid gratitude de friendship p of ot Mr Cleveland for Utah and hoped dat he be would got get ot better hetter right I r awn awa away s sees Cleveland is a mi mighty sick man and do de reso wanted him to get set better hetter Ie Well Well gets a of seconds to hi his reso and den tip up mo inc friend Tolton of de do last legislature legislature legisla legisla- ture and says says as af how h he aint lint in in favor of any m such reso's and save as how Cleveland Cle done de dc party up But de dt r ruso reso so went nent tm tru wid win a n woop so Ol dont don't on t see seede co cocle de do object of de 10 reso reed I Well YOI SO is the thern blind blindest t guy guj I Is I's 4 seen for a long lone time tune I do de guys J dat was wal doing do convention convention con con- for do papers Now roule let me put vouse wise iso to a n ting tins or two in iii short or order r. r Cleveland am aint liked aint t a littIe little little lit lit- tle tIe bit in Il de nbc w west st but ho is is still dc de idol of do biggest t part of or d de party in indo dp tie east cast It was as Cleveland Cla dat signed f de lie debin hill bin dat nat made Utah a state now is is wi wise to d de do pIa play of rl de do rose reso No 1 well youse ouse a thick headed mut dats date all dat datI I 1 I can cau say sa for youse Jouse Now youse- youse listen to me for a minute Cleveland v hears about what d dA convention in in Utah assembled assembled as as- and he says doy dey are all right out in dat state thou thou a a little slow den ho tips it off to do big guys ys of do east tint dat if dar r is anything In do futuro future dat Utah wants just dem deni and see Bee dey doy gets it it I can almost hear him Ban Banto saying saving to do bi big guys in de east De IDe state of U Utah h is is de do first one in de do we west we-at t to wish me mo well don dont don't t you fellows forget et dat datnow datnow datnow now nor in in do clo future Well Mr Neb Nob el eker er he goes o e into inlo do national committee room and he knocks up 3 against do mem mom bers hers from do effete east and ho bo says Bays Gentlemen n Utah would like dis die or dat and dc do gentlemen from do east cast S save S sure youse is from do state dat said Rood good things about Grover rind ho gets ets it It now dat reso was what I calls call bind bind- in fag ing de east and ancl de west together for Utah at least Supposing dat Bryan Is b elected look Jook at do pull dat clat would have havo wid de do committee and de tie e bi big men of de do e cast a against de do odor oder guys from Is-em the west Say Cully take it from me dat was about de do Jonz longest long est eeL headed political string dat has bas been pulled pulled- in die dis man mans man's state state- in a good many manT years Youse lust just keep youse optics op op- op tics glued on what I 1 tips off to With a goodbye good II Im Im I'm off to fe feed me face and will win C call again when 1 I has 1119 to tell Slim drifted slowly fr from m tho the office |