Salt Lake Telegram | 1907-09-05 | Page 10 | "Bob" Evans in Wrong Pew

BOB EVANS IN WRONG PEW Tb There rc aren aren't arent t many religious stories told about Rear Admiral Bob Dob Lan Evan Evans Ev L Ev- Ev an ans but hut now the they M nay My on 00 the b best authority au fill- Admiral FI bt- bt thorit that recently Fight Fighting info ing Bob Boh was the tho cause of unpleasantness un pleasantness in St. St Thorna Thomass I. I When Yh tho Admiral J arrived in the church a bit hit carl early on Sunday forenoon he hI found only two or three worshipers ahead ad of him hire scattered about tb the dim interior andRO and arid RO so b he be picked a good comfortably comfortably cush cush cushioned p w a few rows row from rom the chancel Scarcely had he sunk hack back n against tho the cu cushions hion when the hank banker r who owns o the pc pew bustled up the aisle but halted halt ed Ii with ith 13 1 chagrin in when he hI saw flaw tho inter inter- lorn Inner r. r Th The T noVo new nw owner J 1 t inn d tr to th the i rear j.- j. of f tho th- church and uti after after ft r scribbling on his card fard sent seat an usher with w the noto note that said flail Do you re-alire re sir that you VOlt ar are aro occupying occupying oc oc- oc a 3 pew for which I Pa pay 1500 1500 a year The Tho Admiral fingered the card with mth witha II a 1 smile limite of ot amusement Then he ho pulled out his hi own card cord and wrote Well it its it's s 's an excellent pew pc hut but you rou are arc paying pain too damn much for it And all alone 1 throughout bollt the subsequent subsequent sub sub- sequent services he ht sat cat t and sat t aDdE and aDd E tat New ew York San Sun