Show El ILY V M N VISITS fOUR OU Ti THEATERS uN N 1 Pi Ni HT HIS WHIRLWIND TRIP TP Thomas Hustler miner of cf Ely Nev loft left this morning for home after spending spend spend- ing flag three days hero His last a one for him It h happened I this wa- wa way a Before h he left leftEl leftEly El Ely all tho the women in his sot set gathered around him mm anSI and commanded Xo ow remember when you you OU get to Salt SlIt Lake you JOU must go o to all aft the theaters thea then tort tors and when you von get ct hack back you ou must tell us liS e everything Y you l saw But Thomas had a 1 lot Jot of business to attend to and last night was w his first opp to see geo a show He lIe read the thA amusement ads in THE TIlE TELEGRAM Then ho he was stump stumped d How Irow could ho be go o to four theaters the same night But ho must do it He Ire had haa visions ision of that feminine squad torturing hint him half balf to death is is ho The Tho clerk at the tho Cullen hotel botel sug- sug an automobile and a a. number of visits to each of the tho play houses bouses Hustler RusHer consulted with the tho various vanous mana managers and was T told at nt what hat hours bours ho bo might see tho the most interesting interesting in in- scenes 1 Ie He e followed lu suggestion suggestions es- es tion and thus saw a bit of er c every per per- Hustler had to l live c up to his name sure suro enough b but ho bo thinks s now ho can cau make a satisfactory report to t those Ely El- society women After his dizzy whirl on Salt falt Lake City's Rialto RinIto the chu chug car landed handed him bim nt t a barroom aud and audlie he lie had hind a 1 few drinks lie He needed them Then Thomas wrote down all ho had bad heard hard so far as ho he could remember it Ho wont won't vouch for accuracy in every case but he did his bis best At one stretch Hustler heard only of stage e coach robberies at another nothing nothing noth Doth in ing but damns d at still another threats to fly away 1 and a again nin only tales of love Heres Here's his bis report Act I. I Salt Lake Chem Clem I I I am nm only onh sorry I didn't havo hae my gun n But I I kno knocked k l him down o on n and walloped him good Act II ll Grand Orand Lieutenant Leonard Yes Yes Yes I con con- fess foss I tried to kill him but hut I only wounded him And I bribed Bud to toh h hold bold up UI the stage e coach Act III Lyric Alkali Ike Ike- Ike IkeI Ike I I am richer by 2000 2000 than before I held up tip the coach coach ann and not a shot fired I was brought ht up to believe that when hen a mans man's got ot more than ho lie needs Deeds tho tIme man that aint got has a ri right ht to knock him on the tho head and take tako what he's hes got ot Act III Mike Ono McGuire Ono One of my lun lungs s sis is gone Dr Louder Louder- Louder I I I am almost totally deaf leaf Act V. V Grand Edith Idith Faulkner Faulkner I I feel feel that I am growing rowin ill I am amI lon lonely ly and heart heart- sick aUra Ouray Poor Poor Percy Ainsworth Ains- Ains worth He lIe thinks ho he's hes 8 a lawyer laer Lieu t Bruce Corbin Corbin- Damn it Jim Hockett Hold Hockett Hold on there You Yon are arc going oin too far You are aro in the thc presence of a n lad lady Act VI Salt Lake e This is Clem This place paco too damon damn slow for me I want to got gotto gotto ot otto to Salt Lake I am am damned tired of living on hope Rhy Rh- It Y- Y It It is entirely unnecessary es to pu punctuate your part in inthe inthe inthe the conversation cOD with so man many damns Do Do love loc Stephen Townley To you jou mo 9 Do you love c me met 1 Do you OU love hove me t tAct Act VII Lyric Mrs Dai Daisy Maverick I Maverick I am a asa sagebrush sa widow I want a husband I have advertised ad for one Act VIII Grand Orand x I Bud Larrabee I Larrabee I am kind of sorry lorry von youre you're re goin Join to get et married marriM I believe belie 1 I love Jovo Edith Faulkner Why Why Why dont don't you get ct away from here bere and go out and see seethe tho the world I Bruce Corbin to Edith I Edith I have loved you dreamed of you OU al aI al- al ways Come fl ny fly with me Act IX IS 1008 Note Hustler Note Hustler enters while pictures pic pie tures are hein being shown by bJ the kino kino- drome A balloon is seen It is flin fly fly- in ing Act X Salt Lake 1019 1010 Louis Loui Steohen Berresford Steohen does not love lo-e you vou He does dos not trust you Come with me me 1 I will take you 1 0 into another another an other world Mrs Tweed Bix Bix- Bix How Bix How I hate this I God forsaken place I want to go o away But where I I Act XI 1024 1021 Song by hy l Kelly ell and Violette Violette- Violette To ro Mexico Mexico Mexico I love you Olt so Act XII Grand 1032 Edith Edith Doll Dont t you ou want to be bo my partner Bud I I I want to be he your our partner for Hf life c Act XIII Salt Lake 1040 Stephen Tell Stephen Tell me mo just this Do Doyell you yell love lovo me me Rh Yes Rhy Yes I love lovo you OU love lo you Jou lovo love you OU And you Olt love me Act XIV Lyric 1046 Horace And And now Daisy d dd dc you rou love me me Mrs Irs Daisy Ma Maverick Yes Maverick Yes dear yes yos CS yes yes 1 Kisses him Final curtain |