| Show PRETTY GIRL LOOKING FOR HUSBAND SAYS MEN ARE SLOW Lovelorn Lov swains who have boon been writing writ writ- ins ing passionate p missives missive to pretty prett elfin Aird 18 IS unhappy and out on a still hunt for a husband kept far far Sf in inU inthe inthe the U perspective yesterday aft afternoon when Nellie heM held a public reception in iu inthe inthe the pavilion at Chut Chutes PS park And Nellie seemed pi et peeved about it lt t. t t Gee I but thus this is is I a alow slow low bunch she he herc rc remarked There wasn't anybody hero IIno that looked rood good to inc mo When the crowds ds at Chutes park purk be hI became ram came sufficiently clamorous the band struck truck up Why Wh Dont Don't You YOI Try and aDd pretty Nellie was is led lcd onto the the stage A foghorn horn voiced announcer motioned motional for and before he said a word mI tho the place Blase was as ns quiet as the tomb of the original joker Rameses II Ladies and Gentlemen Gentle Gentlemen en he shrieked it t gives tes es mo great gret reat pl pleasure lIre to introduce Miss Nellie Aird ir II who for tho the sake sako of peace and quiet would wed any Apollo like Apollo lilts youth who strikes her fanc fancy and who ho can an produce enough filthy lucro lucre to buy bU two meal tickets for forthe forthe the T rest t of his natural life Nellie stood up and bowed amid the cheers which followed With t true ue maidenly maid m enl enly modesty she blushed a l little blu h. blu-h. h. h but the tho stentorian tones tone of the crier did aill not disturb her equanimity for even an au Instant Suitors were not numerous and nd it was only onh after the tho auctioneer h beg auctioneer beg pardon announcer had announcer had made mado another plea for them that one ono appeared Ilis tray gray r hairs saved sana him from the derision of or tho the crowd but buten even en at att that a sacrilegious gallery god urged him on to the Bacri 1 11 co Cf said 3 d ho was t rc Willy my oft off tho Boat but the elderly swam swain wain declared lared hims himself lf to bo ho James Montgomery ery en cry Lovo prattle does doc not go so well with witha a an interested looking on nn so after a n brief brier sojourn on em the stage tn I Montgomery Mont Mont- gomery took took- to to hi his hilt heels Then there was at another w wait it Xo n o body wanted to botho hotho second comedian and Nellie philosophized Like ah m. m rt d who went to the tho mountain in h because hE ho could not make ml tho mountain come cometo cometo me meto to him so fO Nellie Nollie went to tho suitor Lcd Led by br tho the announcer the he wont all allaround around armind the auditorium and was introduced intro intro- in turn to all aU tho the eligible young m men n and a few old oM on ones But Taut It was no go o. o I Nellie would barn havo none of them and at after r her tour of or the place pace marched out nut with her none DOCIe noso up m iu inthe the air disdaining even cn to look at t the motley throng she had just passed leil b bv by But Cupid got busy in the n next tt few minutes because uc later Inter Nellie Nellio was gaily sailing Failing about the park with a l man ronn under ono one arm and antI a 3 bag haJ of peanuts und under r theother the tho other taking life lifa as a sweet dream and aDd oblivious of the fact tact that she hl was th the center of or attraction Nellie I smiled fondly at t. O tho the little man at her side f and hand in hand th they wended wende I their way wa to a spot and far from the madding crowd where hp he w could whisper whimper gon coo goos into her shell like oar RT and nI rail call her his own ittle ducky duck Ion dove without fear of interruption Nellie said Mid s sho abo o had not heard from Murray 1 t who rho wrote such perfectly perfectly dear lo love letters Sav Sa what kind of a looking lookin fellow is he bey she queried of an nn Examiner r re rc porter Somebody toM toll me his pa pJ locked him Mm n up i in the closet and said faid he was going in ing to spank him every IQ I Q- Q night before be be- b before fore fora ho lo was put pt to bod bd Los Lo Loi Angeles Examiner |
