Show A MOMENT WITH THE FUNNY MAN Nells Neils just crazy over Shakespeare So hes he's her latest Is ho Where'd she me meet t him Philadelphia 1 BUlle tin fn Painful Its Painful Its like pulling teeth to gat get a drink In this State Isn't It re re- marked tho the stran stranger er In n. n Maine Yes replied the native and when ye get one and swallow It Il Its It's like hay hav- In ln teeth leeth pulled Philadelphia Press For Explanatory Explanatory For a first attempt l la in p public said her friend encouraging ly I thought you sang with a good goor deal of at feeling I 1 dont don't wonder at that replied the tho ambitious young Oung vocalist My Iy heart was Wa In my throat all the time Chicago Chi Chi- cago pago Tribune 0 o What deep mourning she has on for foi i such uch a a. distant relative Yell Well you see she we went t shopping struck such a a. splendid bargain j sale ale of ot black goods S' S Philadelphia Evening Bulletin Conscientious Fat Fat Fat Young Man ran Wh Why wont won't your conscience permit you yot to marry me rae may I ask Miss 1 Because Because Mr r J I have read that the gins sins average matt man weigh welsh pounds I cant can't cons marry two average men at once Chicago Chicago Tribune Weary of at It t It-He-I He I wish our social standing handing was more exclusive Sho She But But gracious were we're getting there Were We're regular attendants at th the opera and all the small functions and and- and and- He He That's That's Just It I wish we werl so PO o swell that we didn't have to do al all that Philadelphia Philadelphia Press Insane I Borroughs Borroughs I want to bori borl row ro-n. a 0 hundred dollars You You dont don't mean yo you want to borrow It of at me Borroughs Borroughs Well Well that was my Idea Well ell Well sa say If It you rou should hould dyer vcr get hold of ot a a. hundred dollars you'd better give gi It to a specialist on mental 1 diseases CIos and find out how you OU ever got such a 1 crazy Idea Philadelphia Philadelphia Press j Willing to Help Drive Matters s. Struggling Pastor Pastor Nearly Nearly all the congregation con con- J have subscribed liberally fot tot the building fund and I feel sure that I II I r can also have your our hearty opera ro-opera- ion How much will you you you- Mrs Leader Let Leader Let me see Oh I 1 nn am the only member who has a carriage and coachman I think Yes the rest arc poor J Well I will drive around and collect collect col col- col- col I lect the subscriptions New Ne' New York Weekly Reckless An he treated her to sodar so so- dar elar an nn an now look at him hint payIn payIn pay pay- In to git her weighed Yes hes he's a a. corkin good spender when hen hes he's got der iler dough dough I I Puck I If you leave all your our property to ta I your our second wife your our children will certainly try to break your will f Of or course That's what I want them theta to do I want them to have their full fun share of or m my m mey Y Then why bequeath It all to your our wife ICe Well e 11 you see It will m be easier Corm for Cor formy formy m my children to break m my will than It ItIs Itis itIs Is for tor me to break hers New Nw New York Tent l' l Weekly |