Show A MO MOMENT ENT WITH THE FU FUNNY NN Y MAN Who Who was that Impudent little thing thine who vho came Into your room and acted In such an Ill-bred Ill manner while I was as calling calIng on you this mornIn morning morn- morn In B ing Mr lr whY Er Er why to tell the truth that is our youngest son Ohio Ohio State Journal Uncle Henry you made a at terrible blunder about that lame foot toot of or yours ours Why h I didn't tell teU them it was the rheumatism I told them it was the gOUt Yes but I told you to say that you had the pong ping ankle Philadel Philadelphia pub phia Inquirer So Edythe refused her first offer Yes She said it was in the nature of ot a a. sacrifice hit to save her older sis sla ter Brooklyn Brooklyn Life Hes quite a star tar aa as an dinner after speaker isn't he hel Star Hes He's a regular moon He becomes becomes be- be comes brighter the fuller he gets Philadelphia Press Is a n little Inclined to l speak before he thinks Somebody said in his hearing that milk had gone up UI a cent a a. quart By gum cried Im glad It aint a a. cent a gallon Cleveland Plain Dealer That nobleman she married turned out to be bo bogus us By Dy George that's lucky for tor her isn't It That depends on whether you consIder consider con con- sider him as nS a R. husband or mere merely merel as 83 a purchase Chicago Chicago Post Othello having smothered Desdemona na with a pillow became terror strick strick- en Discovery ery Is certain he muttered If I had only shot her In the back the tho police would have called it suicide Perceiving the hopelessness of ot hi his case he put himself around the bread bread- I knife New knife New York rork Tribune I Customer You Customer You charged me 14 fo for tor this one garment I think that's pretty prett high Tailor well Well the bill bill-as bill as I made It out at first was for 13 but that is such uch an nn unlucky number I thought you'd oud rather rath rath- er pay a n. dollar more Chicago Chicago Tri Tri- bUn bune |