Show J I SIS What hat would you rou do do If It on the tho eye oye Of your our JIl Just t as 38 th the culmination point of or your our life lIe had b been n r reached and you YoI were to lead to the altar lUar th the woman on whom all nU your our hearts heart's holiest affections Hons were centered if a huge hug Sheriff placed d h his hand on your our shoulder and In Informed informed In- In formed you jou Oll that sixty days in the count county I Jail awaited l you for being an nn Inma Inmate to of oC a I gambling hou house e There Is but one answer you would accompany the Sheriff and lie about your jour ou destination to your our bride to be That sounds very easy tasy but what Ho lIu would you ou tell teU her William Fuller the hero of ot the Jolly corned comedy Hello Dill Bill which op opens ns the Grand theater tonight thinks ho lie has a ery very good goon fiction to Jill fill the occasion lon which suddenly arises but after n five or six of his falsehoods have ha reacted on him bin he Is almost Inclined to n change c his mind and agree that tho the truth I Is better at all aU times It If ever cyer a man gets Into trouble through prevarication the tho poor luckless Bill Em is that fellow Every Ever fiction he Invents to account for tor his hill absence during durin those these sixty da lays clays gets him Into a n worse plight until he Is about ready to give ghe up ur the gho ghost Husbands who want to think up good soot excuses for absenting themselves occasionally from the connubial nest and wives wl who have a desire to behold what their erring spouses encounter away from their watchful watchful watch watch- ful tul eye cye should ld all see e Hello Bill Dill and the they will learn a thing or two besides laughing till their sides ach ache at the merr merry quips and screaming situations t of oC what Is described as the tho funniest farcical comedy ever eer seen The splendid company which Goodhue a Kello c have selected for tOI this season On is headed by the favorite comedian Harry Corson Coron Clarke who needs no Introduction to local theatergoers theater theater- goers coers who remember him cause because of or his rare character work In such successes as What hat Happened to Jones Browns In Town nn and What Did Thompkins Do Hello Bill mil will be the attraction for three nights and aNi V. V Wednesday matinee beginning he- he ginning n tonight The St Stowaway away the tho sensational drama will nil flit out the he week S I I IThe The seat scat sale for tor West's t minstrels be began he- he san gao at th lh tha Salt Lake Lako Theater toda today Th Tho engagement em nl Is for tor W Wednesday and Thursday Thurs da day nights I S I Louis Lopis Mann the comedian has abandoned abandoned aban aban- hl his rehearsals for tor a n short time on account of ot the death of ot his father Mr lr Mann Sr was a n German Jew and ani came cameto to this country countr over tort forty years ears a ago o. o Ho lie was quite a a a. dog doJ fancier and It Is said that Mann Manns eccentric doings and s sayings s son on the s stage ago aRo were exaggerated burlesques of oC his fathers father's peculiar dl dialect and man man- a W W. II H it Crane started his third and last season seMon In David Harum lIarum last week tek In New York He lie will travel tra from New NewYork NewYork NewYork York to California before the tho season closes and then retire from that play to appear In a new corned comedy that Manager Frohman has s secured for his use Wilt I P. P Carlton whose singing of or Under Under Un der ler the tho Shade Shad of or the Sheltering Palms was one of or the of r Florodora Is laid up at his home homo In New York suffering from a a. number of or serious bruises and In In- In juries lie He was swimming at ot Atlantic City and md fell en from n a ladder bidder o ori the stile side of or Your Youngs Young's Js J's Pier Iier at that place placeS striking heavIly heavily ily lly on tho the beach His ills right Ie leg was so seriously Wrenched that he will wilt not be beable beable beable able to get about for several days darB I a I Kirke La Shelle has accented the manuscript manuscript manu manu- script of oC Henry Blossoms Blossom S a Checkers and says sas that he ho will give that breez breezy little hook a n stage this eM season on J If i be lie does doeR It Il will be bo originally brought out In iti St St. Louis the tha home hom of or Checkers er Corning on the heels of ot the announcement announcement announce announce- ment that Amelia Bingham contemplates a revival of or the Shrew It Is said Henr Henry E. E will be the thc to h her r Katherine This will be a novelty for Adonis Dixey but ho he ought to m make kc a 11 splendid 0 i Dwight ht the actor r who ha has divided d his time rel recently nfl between stock companies and nu vaudeville e. e Is 18 to be one of ot the new stars this season In a piece called The Globe |