Show fn i 1 J f A MOMENT WITH THE FUNNY FUNN Y MAN MANNot S S WN S Not at All I i trust Miss Cutting remarked young oung Borem as S he rose to depart dopart after a long sta stay that I have not taken too much of ot your valuable time Not at all nH Mr replied th the fair damsel the time you ou have taken up has been of oC no value to me mc whatever whatever what what- ever er I n assure you Then he ho went forth Into the and wandered homeward wrapped In a hea heavy mantel of oC thought Tit thought No Such Result Apparent Mr Ir Ferguson Ferguson Fer Fer- guson guson- You guson-You You want to know OW what good my vacation did me do you It gave e me mc a n. season of ot rest It oiled up the hinges of oC my mind Mrs Ferguson I dont don't believe c it You snore a n good deal louder than you OU did before you went vent away away awa Chicago Tribune Must Conform to the Theory Theory Ins Has Hashe he confessed 1 asked the leader of the vigilance committee Yes the other man answered him But Dut he hasn't given us the conre confession lon we told him to give h us Were We're going to string him up again again Chicago Trib TrIb- une Foiled You Foiled You ou ought ht to have been down at the house the other evening when we played planet that Joke on Uncle Got Gottlieb I Invited In him to come and cat eat a Welsh rabbit you ou know kno Yes Well we made It out of or limburger cheese You must have had a 3 lot of ot fun run out of ot It it It wa wasn't nt so awfully funny lunny He ate it all and said It was the best thing he had ever e tasted Chicago Tribune A A Recommendation A faithful colored colored colored col col- col- col ored servant had recommended a friend to take charge of at her mistress's delicate delicate delicate deli deli- cate little girl Do you oU think Sally asked the anxIous anxious ious bus mother that I could trust Aunt Ellen with the entire care rc of ot the baby Law yes es maam ma'am Ellen knows all nil bout children She's done burled buried six Life |