Show I I I A 1 MOMENT WITH THE FUNN FUNNY Y MAN Policeman Policeman Come Come along now now quietly or 1 It t t. will vm be worse orso for you ou not The Magistrate told me last time niter to be brought him again an an Im I'm gem to obey his Instructions Boys Doys Boys ot of tho the Empire Heres a letter from Mirandy at col coll college lel loge lege- She says she's hes In love w with ping ping- th ping ping- pon pong gong She Is hey Well ell shed she'd better hetter give S-Iv him up we aint S oln ter stand ter fer no Chinaman Inter this family Home Companion Guest In cheap restaurant Say restaurant Say wa waiter It Ir are re you qu sure this Is wild duck Im I'm eating Walter Dats Dat's Dat's Dats wet wot It am am boss Hit flit was so BO wild dat Ah had hall ter chase chas It roun roun de Ie back hack yard ard bout hout a hour foh oh I IAh Ah dono hit sah Chicago Chicago News Kate Kate Kate-I T was out driving with Fred Fret yesterday esterday afternoon and when we were In a secluded place I happened to ask If IC he could drive 0 a horse with one hand Oh Bertha Bertha Oh you OU rogue And what did ho he eay say t K Kate Kate-He He Ho said he never saw a horse hors with one hand but he could do more than that for he co could ld drive one ono with four feet teet The stupid I crossed the United States In July said the returned tourist Did you OU go through Kansas asked the bystander er I 1 didn't hear the thc place mentioned said tho the tourist I Well ell said the bys bystander you passed through a a. place where there thera were cre leagues upon leagues leas of oC corn didn't you ou Yes was that Kansas It might have been and It might have been Indiana Did you OU go through a a. State with miles and miles of at pral- pral Yes Ye I remember that well so that was Kansas It ml might ht have b been en and It might have b been n Iowa lawn What hat other State of oC corn and prairie did you see sec Well said eald the tourist one State we wo passed through had lots lota of oC prairie and lots of ot corn and on that July day Jay It was very hot and In the evening ever eer so 10 far tar away we se could see Jee a house out of oC the rear chimney of ot which oozed a little column of ot smoke which went up straight as s an arrow for ten miles 3 and a a. hal half That said the bystander with a a. satisfied air was Kansas Wichita Eagle |