Salt Lake Telegram | 1902-08-27 | Page 4 | A Moment with the Funny Man

A MOMENT WITH THE FUNNY FUNN Y MAN Asking Too Much Some Much Some I people remarked the druggist to his clerk I are frightfully unreasonable Is Oils the man who Just left leU an example exam exam- i pIe 7 Yes He wanted w me rae to give him something to euro cure a cold very simple le Yes But he wanted me to give him hima a guarantee that the medicine wouldn't make him feel wo worse se than the cold collI did Washington Star The Picture Arrives What What Is s it It Mattle asked ked Mr as his wife wIte came running into tho the room in creat great excitement O 0 Re Reginald she said that big painting you ou ordered the other day has hag come ome and it wont won't go through the front door The men will have to take It out of the frame and then take the framo fram to nieces They wont won't do anything of ot tho the kind said Mr Ir lighting another dollar deBar cI cigar ar Send for a carpenter car car- penter and have the door made lar larger r. r Chicago Tribune Directing Him Parched Parched Drummer In Kansas hamlet Where hamlet Where can I get geta a a drink in this confounded Prohibition town Tavern Landlord Landlord Como Como omo out on the porch Now do you OU see sec half halt way up the street on the hand side a weather beaten story build In with a whaI jawed I I post ost in front of It Z Drummer Drummer Yes n IJ Tavern Landlord Landlord Well Well that's about the only place In town where you OU cant can't get a drink It If youve you've got gol tho the price nobody nobody no no- body 11 lives Una es there there Puck