Show A MOMENT WITH THE FUNNY MAN MANThey MANThey They Are Arc Strangers Now First Dear Dea Girl Cons Congratulate Jn inc me dear Mr MI Simp kins kina proposed last nl night ht and andI I accepted him ilm Second Dear Girl Girl Congratulate Congratulate me dear dear- Mr r. r proposed to tonight ma InQ night before last and I refused him l- l StrIctly Business He Do He Do y you be lieve lIe in telling fortune She Well Well I dont don't know much about such things but papa believes believe In it j. He lie lie-Is Is it Jt possible She She Yes Ho says the tho mercantile agencies are fairly accurate I IA II I IA A Bird Anyway Mrs Spenders Spenders- That's what I call a a. duck of or a a. bon hon net neL Mr r. r Spenders Yes Spenders Yes Id I'd call it a Q Deli pel lean Ican Mrs Spenders Spenders Spenders-A A pelican i Mr MI Spenders Spenders Yes Yes on account of ot th Izo size of the bill Philadelphia Press Pre Wouldn't Bo Dc a 0 Tar Target Target Her t. Her lips make a a. perfect Cupids Cupid's bow dot don't on they Mm yeS Mm yes but I dont don't care to hays ban haysher her aim at it me when she shoots o oft off i he be mouth mouth Philadelphia Bulletin I I IAn An Illustration What He He What is hi a a. to a call called d d summer engagement She She Its Its It's like this Suppose we were wera engaged and I hap happened ned to meet some somo other man I liked better I would proceed proceed pro pro- to shake you for Cor the new arrival That would be a n. typical summer en engagement en- en lie lie Hut But suppose I happened to me meet t toome mme pome girl rl I liked better helleI and proceeded lo 0 give you ou the merry toss She She She-Oh Oh In that case rd Td sue you for tor breach of promise See Sec Old Belief Deller Exploded Jinks This talk about a n. woman not being able to hit a a. nail with a n. hammer is all non non- sense Jenks Jenks Think Think so I I know it my wife wife- was WM trying to drive some the other day and one ot or other her nails is Js all black and blue where she hc hit It Indianapolis Sun The Last st Feather Feather- Mix tx to read the tho unfortunate man laboriously conning the cool cookbook book with one eye the while ho kept the other fixed on little Theobald to see that he did not swallow the eggbeater eggbeater egg egg- beater set on a hot stove dont don't stir sUr Mix Ixl he repeated in a a. hollow voice olce t s o-n o a n. o h o v Dont Don't f stir I can endure to wash the b beds ds sweep the thc food and cook the baby baby si er well or er well anyhow my meaning Is Lq ob ob- while the wife of my bosom om Ia is I a away wa attending convocations and concatenations concatenations con con- catenations of oC the exalted daughters of or d' d call dyc c it but when it comes to following that formula literally I must beg to be excused I am merely a henpecked henpecked henpecked hen hen- pecked husband not a Casablanca nor nora a salamander Judge I V His Opinion Do Opinion Do you believe in women's women's wo- wo wo 4 mens men's suffrage e Well answered Mr 11 sometimes I think It would be a convenience convenience con con- If It the ladles ladies could go polls themselves Instead of giving s us us UJ instructions and takIng chance chances on oa onI I mistakes Washington Star |