Show 7 A MOMENT WITH THE FUNNYMAN the matter maller Parko A S w with h your our wife wile She looks Cas fagged ed out and me she ehe hasn't slept d decently f for She Lane Is is- forming is-forming a Don Dont Don't t Worry orry club fe club l Not Nol Quite Stop Dont Don't fl fight t. t h boys s 's Cant Can't we arbitrate this thing a asked ked on one of oC the tho bystanders Yes Ye sir panted the fellow tellow who wi-to ho wa was on top Just aa a soon as I ive i've vo Trib black blacked his other eye unc Well well remarked Farmer Korntop at the zoo this here lion pears to b be real good suggested his good wife Its It's one of o them tern social lions ye 0 read about in the papers Philadelphia Press The Retort Unkind Unkind Thero Thero Benham i Is no place like home j t l Mr Mrs Benham IC there were you ou wouldn't know It What Benham-What What do you mean Mrs tr Benham YoU Benham You arc are not home horns enough to know what home I Is like like like- Brooklyn Life Lite I c-I- j Friend Friend Is Is George very homesick does docs s he write home as ns often an as he ha promised Father Father Oh Oh hes he's not homesick but buthe buthe he sometimes writes than ho thought to You see sec going broke Is h Isa is' is isa a it new experience with him Detroit Detroit Free Press He Aroused roused Discussion Discussion Lucille Cholly Choll Is la such an uninteresting p person r Helen Helen Oh Oh I do dont don't nt know He gave rl rise e eto to an animated discussion last night n no as to t whether ther a it person can be he considered consid conald- ered erel minded absent-minded when his mind Is i neither here nor elsewhere Town Town and Country Accidentally Appropriate The The measure mea mea- sure tire will be wrote the Con Con- gressman n. n Excuse me said the secretary but haven't you rou misspelled beaten No said saki the statesman who makes make It a rul rule to admit nothing I 1 have not misspelled any anything I am Bm talking t about Cuban reciprocity Washington Washington- Star Trul Truly Modern No Modern No said the up up-to- dl date te per person on we wc are arc not going to ha have 8 any firecrackers firecrackers- or oth other r fireworks In In our town this year car Here we express our mild surprise adding that It really seems unpatriotic Oh possibly h he ho smiles possibly But then you OU know since so many of or us have haye automobiles we find that we can Injure a a. great many more people with them than with the antiquated means you rou mention mention- Baltimore American Misapprehension t I said EnId the dis distinguished dl looking lookIng- citizen with the military military mil mil- bearing once held the King in m my hand and and Ah gasped the delighted bunch of oi audience He Hc was one of at the royal r to the Queens Queen's chamber What an honor As I sa say continued th the d. d 1 I. c. c with the m m. b. b I once held the King In my hand hand Another burst of oC suppressed excite excite- ment mont But the other fellow tellow had the same hand ace I high and and But the audience had turned face to toward toward toward to- to ward the cafe door Baltimore Baltimore News |