Show TAKES A SHOT AT ATTHE THE TROLLY LINE V N rf- rf W W N V V To the Editor of ot The Telegram am In J the early stages before W W. PRead P P. Read discovered Salt Lake In his great work worle on Cultured Economy exclaimed M My wealth my fame m my whole kingdom for Cor a joke The old had hall evidently run ou out of mud and being up against It It sprang the call Had lIntl he survived the ravages of ot time and not pone gone and croaked as most mortals generally do nowadays his hI hopes might have been realized fo for Cor of all the heartless s Jokes ever sprung on an unsuspecting public the new car cai fender and clean car ordinance just Jus out of or the oven o of or our brilliant City Council takes the main line The ordinance of or course provides pro that all cars shall be equipped etc and that all cars shall be J. J kept ePt clean etc Now just fancy Mr ur lr Superintendent W W. P P. Read Head giving orders that no car shall go KO out of ot the barn after alter six Elx months o of course for Cor or It takes that long to pu put the fenders on the thc cars unless sale said car is equipped with a fender tender and has been dusted Who would say nay 1 Ii if he hc wanted to run the car without a fender Who ho would dare to buckle up against this Goliath superintendent 1 If the said G G. S. S wanted to just run the car for a a. rIa day clay or two without a fender fender fen fen- der cler Oh no no mamma the Joke Ms so good it even makes Read himself laugh Then again what Is a fender Why h the whole thing is Ig left to the whim o ot of Mr lr Superintendent Read to say just Jus what a fender Is Mr Superintendent Read can tell the Council what he wills calls a fender and arid but this old machine has commenced to laugh now and will proceed proceed pro pro- coed no further on the subject A law was pass pass- passed d at the last session of oC the Legislature compelling this same sam Mr Superintendent Read to equip his mile cars with vestibules but to date data not a single vestibule has appeared on a car Mr Superintendent Read has hag a contrivance con con- which HE calls a vestibule am and that is all that Is necessary from Mr lr Vanderbilt Reads Read's standpoint Who ho Is there then that will come forward and see that this statute Is enforced The em em- DARE NOT and the public will not so o there you arc Seriously though what hat this street a railway company needs needS' Is a thorough railroad m man n for its Ita superintendent and arid an assistant superintendent or trainmaster give gi him any title you OU please who Is not a n ninny Two such officers would do more for the comfort of the public and the employees of the company compan than all the so-called so laws passed by our brilliant City Council And just so sure would the revenue re to the company compan increase m many ny fold Mr McCune will you ou do the needful PATSY PATST |