Show BURNING QUESTION CAN I It t I AN ELK LK BE A CAMELi CAMEL f. f ENVEn n April 16 The lit The Ancient Order of Camels has hasben ben i instituted d. d The o origin igl of tHe te order I is fri simplicity Itself Three Thre friends met lit front of the cab of William Maher t the the e great Elk of the Denver band It happened Ipen d. d that that t these ese friends w were r- r raw law lawr- aw- aw 3 ers said eald one how long mello Tom lom one sl since SInce ce y you u had a drink Bill 1 I ree reckon on its it's been beUern two o How long since you wet your whis- whis tIe tta George li Not bt since early this this morning morning re replied re- re I. I plied d the other truthful barrister r I nl Well we are getting to be regular camels v inquired William 1 ther aher who o n had Just come corne out of his t own O d door or t camels c. c Sure aSure said Tom Arent Aren as a asgood good as elks elks' And besides they they're re rea a good deal de deal better better for your your- business They rhey drink by the bucketful l when l of 4 i of 1 1 i i Are you a camel 1 2 Th Then r get a 11 tk hum hump on yo yOi I 1 Full hailing signal of the 1 UNQUENCHABLE C CAMELS M LEI S I 10 0 1 10 i 1 3 I I dry they're-dry and it doesn't take long bag to get that way wily in this climate The reasoning struck Mr Maher Cah Can an Elk be a Camel Caniel he asked after he had hEld convoyed them inside and nd h hid done the honors I Try it and see said the spokesman and Mr Maher tried and nd succeeded and the other three did the same and th the Ancient and Unquenchable Camels Camel were a quartette Now they number some sixty-odd sixty and are growing dally daily The thirst which Is the basic principle Of the order is maintained and ana cultivated during the the- theoffice office hours of the members arid and the pleasant process of attempting to quench the unquenchable ble is teS resorted to with great greM fervor as soon as ns s the whistles blow |