Show 1 f I I 4 f 4 I II I 4 I I MM I I f MM I I 4 I m I I I 4 4 44 4 4 t t ti i HENRY ON HIS TRAVELS t tM 4 M U 4 M M M 4 H 4 44 M 4 M M t M I M H M M 4 M I t M I Before Prince frince Henry leaves the land of the Free and the home of the Brave the Marine M rine Band should be forwarded to New York to play for him Razz D Dazzle DzzIe aluF r that touching melody perhaps perhaps per per- haps Madame could be indu induced ed to warble the words into his royal ear The effect would beto be beto beto to let him know how he lie is to feel when homeward bound he finds himself outside of Sandy Hook Elook and falls in his bunk blInk a wretched victim of speeches handshakes and There is no wiener wiener-n wienerwurst mill in the Fatherland that hat ever put a porker through quicker than he is being shunted from one American place to another and if his geographical conceptions are not ready for service ser as a crazy quilt by the time he gets home he will be a wonder If we do not kill him with kindness it will be his fault for fol bein being a a. tough subject and not noI ours for n not t trying The royal progress fl from om Nashville to St. St Louis would have haye been a physical trial to a a. bronze statue not to mention mention mention men men- tion a being of flesh and b blood The Tennessee Tennessee Capital shouted for him sang coon qoon oon songs songs for him gave him the inevitable hickory stick from the grave graye of General Jackson and also the equally inevitable inevitable in in- evitable speech about the Battle of New Orleans the untrained Tennessee riflemen and the painful painful painful pain pain- ful bu but prized much death of tl th the British commander com corn mander mandel Pakenham O Chattanooga attan og had Lookout t i Mountain to show him and a famous historical battlefield bat bat- i Row Bowling ling Green bestowed one demijohn each of peach and rye Louisville was cordial Indianapolis assured him that should he ever do anything thing out of the way and wish to flee from iU justice e that was as the shop for him to call at And so with straining nerve straining jumps and jerks he was vas landed in St. St Louis which as he lie knew before is a suburb of the Anse nse brewing company unlimited After fter a n pipe dream ovation by the side of the mighty Missi Mississippi sippi Prince Henry was once more loaded and shipped to Chicago he arrived ar ar- ar rived rivea it at eaily cirI c candle lighting miserably conscious that he was wras tol be toasted if not to make a d p packing house holiday L t Poor Prince B By the time he gets through it all how glad he will be to go to Carlsbad or Ems and se send d fo for the plumber |