Show i 1111 i M MM M M M II 1 1 M M M MOUR 1 OUR AMBASSADRESS 1 I I I I II I I MM-M MM H. H MM I M M M M t We may be wrong but it strikes us that a great deal of nonsense has gotten unchained and andis andis andis is roaming around loose in connection with the taIl talked talked-of edof visit of the Presidents President's charming young 1 daughter to England to be present at the coronation coronation corona corona- tion ceremonies es A A. despatch from London to a t Western estern paper is calculated to give one the impression sion fion that the Lord Chamberlain is tearing his hair in his Ilis perplexity concerning what to do 10 with the lit lit- r Rt the lady ludy should she make her bel appearance at Court With that profundity of logic for fOl which the 31 British nation is famous the noble lord who is 4 loing Joing the impresario sario act f for far r the occasion is more mOJe than thirds four inclined to think that since fince the thee e American who if she will in ini ini of t princess come come i i fa i order to peer appropriately ought to be e flocked f with the peeresses es all of whom will be on hand for fory 4 y the same perspective purpose But in that case t r the fair representative c of Columbia ought to be bei i f array arrayed d like a peeress and not being one but hut a as s republican royalty instead that would hardly hardly- do l i i. i v It is a very vry ry serious question in its r e every aspect but one that we WO could settle in the winking inking of an UJ ye with a cinder in it It is said that jolly King Edward who can always be counted on to do the thc tf polite in any emergency ma may cut the tile Gordian GOldian t J. J by conferring ambassadorial rank on Miss Root Hoose- Hoose e- e 0 velt That would be as nice nic as possible but we consider it unnecessary L Here is th the solution n. n and no charge for it W We e have ha arranged to be represented at the coronation r v of King Ed Edward Yard by our le regular lIlar en every day r daJ Ambassador Ambas Ambas- j Eador who is to be supported d and sustained in hi n hi his arduous labors by special ambassador accompanied by a a. brilliant staff of army army and navy Y I 1 cers eels But i is the tile whole function to be bl monopolized monopolize by Edward b by the grace of of God and so forth 1 t- t Where Queen Alexandra came in Is not sh she S 'S ha c a little part in the crowning act And wh who this Government designated to see that 11 He 1 i f end nd of the is properly held 5 up In bri brief bricf f l I lt t President nt Roose Roosevelt lt appoint th the Lady Alice as Ambassadress Extraordinary to th the coronation of Queen Alexa Alexandra dra and that yi ill dispose of the entire rifle contest Every ery woman in n America would be pleased for Britain's Queen Queens is s an honor and a a. glory to her sex and in the wa way we suggest the American opinion that she is so ISO c could uld be le given gi expression No diadem or coronet need eed grace the tile head of v our our Ambassadress She could gracefully appear appeal in our national colors andin and andin in n her luxuriant tresses wear a sprig of wheat for wheat for foris is not that the tIle American flour I |