Salt Lake Telegram | 1938-12-28 | Page 2 | Use Low Voice, Then Jaw on Chamberlain; Paris Paper Satire Tells How It's Done

BANDIT GETS FREEBURN Ky Dec 28 UP A Ri-A A Aman man armed with a pistol held up the Merchants and Miners bank today and escaped with S u. u Use Low V Voice oice Then Jaw on Chamberlain Paris Paper Satire Tells How Its It's Done PARIS Dec 28 UP The P-The The independent independent inde inde- pendent rightist deputy Henri de deKerillis deKerillis deKerillis set Paris to laughing and wondering today by publishing in his newspaper an imaginary imaginary imag imag- inary mary telephone conversation in which Hitler tells Mussolini how to take Frances France's colonies The G German chancellor begins by telling il ii duce how to receive Prime Minister Chamberlain of Great Britain when he comes to toRome toRome toRome Rome in in January S Hitler Now you begin by making him wait vait at the end of your famous office You let him walk the yards down to your desk on a floor covered with wax To stage it properly he must fall flat and lose his umbrella once or twice before he reaches you Mussolini Then I demand Tunisia Corsica and Savoy Hitler Dont be silly Talk about your passionate love for peace and glorify the spirit of Munich Munich all all in a sweet soft voice Then suddenly you swell up shake your fist stick out that jaw and talk about Italy's power Mussolini interrupts several times to suggest that he ask for Tunisia Corsica and Savoy but Hitler advises him to ask at that interview only for Djibouti and afew afew a afew few advantages in the Suez canal Hitler Then you end the in interview interview interview in- in and say to him softly You are old and I am young I will wilt meet you part way for the next talk It will be at Milan He lie accepts with a tear in his eye and you escort him to the door taking care that he does not fall Mussolini again asks if he can V. V demand Tunisia Corsica and Savoy Savoy Savoy Sa Sa- Sa- Sa voy at Milan but Hitler says he heis heis heis is to ask only for an outlet on Lake Chad Hitler When you get that it is my turn tUrn tUrn-I I will take Mussolini But Adolf I dont don't understand Cant Can't I take Tunisia Tunisia Tunisia Tu Tu- Tu- Tu nisia after you get 1 Hitler You said it Benito