Salt Lake Telegram | 1938-08-22 | Page 9 | Walter Winchell

r lit Walter Valter Winchell S W f. f WALLY WISECRACKS ABOUT ABDICATION i The Private Papers of a Cub Reporter Some Hollywood movie stars are accused of being C communists i and boring from within After seeing s some me of their films we we think I they're just boring 4 Another way to keep cool these humid days Is to ask a fo keep a promise ne Re made Publisher Lord Beaverbrook of London London London Lon Lon- don writes that there wont won't be a war In Europe Europa We trust the dictators believe what they read In Inthe Inthe inthe the papers papera From the column of about six months ago Dictators dont don't allow their people to do anything any any any- except thIng thing except go to war From Duces Duce's speech Au Aug You have one privilege and that is I. to bear arms in defense of your country country country coun coun- try A headline in the August World World-Telly Ethel Waters In Jn of New Play Cornelia Sinner Maine Record Isn't setting setting set set- ting type over at the W anyway anyway anyway any any- way name nam is Is' Skinner Voyagers returned from abroad relay this one It seems that the Duke and Duchess of W. W are taking the abdication very lightly these days At a recent gay party In n a house at Antibes Doug Fairbanks Fairbanks Fair Fair- banks and Lady Ashley his wife wite were present present- and someone asked Doug Why dont don't you go back Into the movies To which Doug I answered No I 1 got out just before I they got ot wise to me Whereupon the Duchess of Windsor pointing her thumb over her shoulder at the Duke wisecracked cracked Just like he did In one of the newspapers apers William McGaffin of the AP reports his Interview with Unity Mitford the English girl who wears A swastika in hi her lapel and gets into trouble in Prague London and elsewhere Hitler says the interviewer first spied her when she was lunchIng lunching lunch lunch- ing in a a. Munich cafe where he frequently frequently frequently fre fre- fre- fre goes He saw her blue eyes and yellow hair hair and and asked for an introduction Strictly a a. pickup pick pick- up eh ehl Datelined Milan lilan Stab Italy the wIre Ire services ices relate how Mussolini's l newspaper warned earned its readers against buying books by John Dos Dos' DosPassos Passes Passos and Ernest HemIngway S We e do not want names D n Duces Duce's paper is II quoted which terminate in stein way os andberg and andberg andberg berg How about Hitler hitler's No 3 man I Nazi Nai U Alfred Allied Rosenberg The trial of Tammany District Leader Hines before Justice Pecora served to revive some of the gags on politicians To wit Senator you are ire being double crossed Senator Incredible I never did the fellow a favor in m my life And this time old me rep repartee tee between two politicians What is an honest politician Answer On Ons who stays bought Dear Winchell writes write Ted Rogers Rog flog ers of ot the Ta W syndicate department depart depart- ment In a conversation today about Doug Corrigan Corrian another famous famous famous fa fa- fa- fa Corrigan Cornigan came to mind Jim Corrigan Cornigan the old time City News reporter who was wu doing the Federal Building here at the spry young age of 78 when the U. U S. S signed up to abolish and pave the way for I r wonder if It you ever met Jim and heard his definition of ot a journalist to wit witA A newspaper man who carries a cane and borrows money from front re reporter reporters reporters re- re porters porter