| Show WINCHELL WINCHELL- ALONG BROADWAY WITH Loop Columnist Assails Critics of Contributors Our Me Too Dept I 1 am fa fatigued fatigued ta- ta confides contides Howard Vincent OBrien O'Brien a Chicago columnist by bythe bythe bythe the sour egotists who because they have paid 3 cents for tor a newspaper newspaper news new paper think themselves entitled to comment contumelIously on the character ancestry motives and behavior of Its contributors I am wearied by the tho patronizing condescension condescension con con- of gents who tell teU me that with rare and doubtful exceptions exceptions ex ex- my output is lousy What of it So beyond all doubt is m most t of theirs And not only that my dear Chicago after em they Usually write on both sides of ot the paper Phil Phi Regan one of the more tuneful canaries who has clicked in the Holl Hollywoods woods is 3 starring in Laughing Irish Eyes As he along the main stem yesterday a professional pest tagged him and said I I just saw aw that picture youre you're in in-I in I dont don't think much of it Im I'm telling all aU my friends not to see aee it Things to worry about Regan responded with the squelch beautiful beautiful beautiful beau beau- how many friends can a Q arat arat rat like Uke you have When Then President Ro Roosevelt elt finIshed finished finished fin fin- his fishing trip a a. giant turtle turtle tur tur- tle tie moseyed up to the boat says one report to whoosh him bye-bye bye What makes it news one presumes is that the turtle didn't 3 ask k a favor Minneapolis cops cop are studying oratory with witha a a. view to polishing up their arguments arguments arguments ments Wasn't it Grover Whalen who once said Theres Theresa a lot Jot of logic in a nightstick Olin Miller relays the word that a man in B Boston ton wrote a letter letter letter let let- ter to a newspaper to say that the floods should serve to remind us ms usall usall all that God is still running the world And what makes your enemy madder is the fact that hed he'd like to be your friend but he envies you jou so much much lie he cant can't help hating haling you Over Oer at the NBC studios where incidentally Frank Mason says his bis leaving isn't fact they were panning a hammy maestro Hes He s impossible complained one fellow fellow always always s 's patting himself on the back Can you imagine what hed he'd be like moaned Harry Reser if it other people did it to him The phone just tingled The voice remarked among other things that in the new neto musical show On Your Toes this departments department's name was mentioned In what way we queried tho the speaker darned if I can remember Life is la 3 like that If It it were a a. knock knock knock-It it would have been all aU allover allover over town fawn by now They were wera hammering a certain certain tam tain phoney again over at Place last night I cant can't understand said ald a friend how you can sa say r such uch things about such a right guy Oh then get him a dictionary heckled another Naw dont don't was the retort of ot otone one of ot the better knockers not allowed to put such wo words in a dictionary The news commentators ac according according according ac- ac cording to some of ot the insiders who take the various surveys to heart are high in favor with Mr and Mrs America Boake Carter on the five times time weekly programs Is behind Amos n it nAndy nAndy Andy with nearly 13 per cent of ot the listeners tuning him in in Lowell Thomas is a little less but buta a a. gainer over his last temperature tempera tempera- ture ture March of Time follows with a little over 9 per cent Edwin C. C Hill has a high mark on the two and three Um times a week menus A west coast gabber Is listed eighth for the weekly 15 15 minute programs And a aNew aNew New Yorkers Yorker's Sabbath nighter heads it with almost 9 94 per cent Major Bowes still the big leader for the one-hour one shows has taken a a. short dive but still sUll is ismore ismore ismore more than 14 and a fraction traction points ahead of ot the No 2 man man Mr Vallee Vallee Val- Val lee lee Fred Allen they say is third Jack Benny Berny remains tops on the minute 30 periods Burns and Allen next Ripley third Cantor fourth Phil Baker fifth Ben Bernie sixth These figures are contributed by officials in the the- 1 business and are said to be similar to the Crosley experts' experts arithmetic Duke university is b offering a acour cour course e in how to manage a film theater but no academic credit is given Just one of ot those foolish courses that equip them with such nonsense as how to earn earna a living According to the W-Telly W Peggy Woods Wood's husband John V. V A. A Weaver who used to be a literary critic read her nover foyer Star Wagon and liked it saying however that the lithe writing is better than the story tory The way Johnny sidesteps you'd think he was still a literary critic Look out for the Broadway guy who says hell he'll go to bat for you You'll wind up with a lump on your head hood Copyright 1936 Daily Mirror Inc |
