Show Walter Winchell BROADWAY B R 0 A D A Y GOSSIP G 0 8 8 1 P In the amusement pages of one of the gazettes the theother other day one movie movle temples temple's attraction was announced an announced announced an an- In this wise I Dream Too Much With Much With Lily Ponds Which recalls the gag A movie magnate is a a. guy who knows what ho wants but cant can't spell it The last quote of at praise by Andre Sennwald the movie critic who died Sunday was about a flicker called The Ghost Goes I We West t. t Ov definition of at Broadway Where the Toast of at Today Is the Bread Pudding of Tomorrow The trial of the Morro Castle disaster offers this irony The Thc defense to show parts of the ill fated d display play large white cards with huge black bor bor- ders The Wilkes Barre Pa Times-Leader Times features a snappy column called Parting Shots Shou which is conducted by the editor E. E G. G Smith Greta Garbo says she isn't ill ill- just bored That's what happens when you spend pend too much time with youE yourself elthon y Phil B Baker ker says pro Broadway dway ji is a a pla place e where they rip your your- rep with raps Leo heckles The difference difference dif dit- dif dif- ference between the president and the rest of your fellows who talk on the radio is that most of you get into listeners listeners' homes homes but but he gets geu into listeners listeners' hearts And one presumes many a Republicans Republican's cans can's hair We received a telegram legram from Sidney Neb recently It was wu signed K W. W Williams It stated that he c could uld explain J. J J. J Faulkner once and for all We are weary of ot that sort of thing thing- so 10 we turned it over to John Edgar Edgar Ed Ed- gar Hoovers Hoover's And this is Is' what happened in in less eu euthan than 48 hours Federal agents queried the telegraph office in that town They remembered the senders sender's description description because because atthe of at the addressees addressee's nani name who who 1 is ie on the radio radio radio-Isn't isn't he heThe The sender lender send lend er they said was a II stranger in that town no doubt But he looked like ilke this and he wore etc The hotel clerk recalled called that sort of person H He w was a beer salesman from In brief the the agents agent le learned he lived Jived In Denver When th they found him he admitted he w was s intoxicated and and that it wasn't his real name and and he was just being silly He no doubt was trying to impress impress im im- im- im press pres people people- said a II f federal der man that h he knew somebody in New York One of th the screens screen's en highest salaried movie has two chil children dren who dren-who who have havo been on relief in New NewYork York City for two years On Broadway observes observe Arthur Murray irritation is the sincerest form of at flattery The gossip column col col- col- col I which was first shouted down in 1924 when it started the vogue in town has invaded the sacred columns of The Daily Worker the communist organ orgal organ organ- which now once weekly sees sec all h hears ar all and tells all about everybody everybody everybody every- every body but themselves That chorus girl lawsuit against Max Baer comes tip lip i in supreme court here sometime this month Baer posted a a. bond of and said he would be in court on a certain day but He forfeited for for- the and also abo as a penalty he is not allowed to make any ny defense Walter Winchell WincheR of at Newark Ohio according to the Advocate In that city was fined 25 and costs coats for fighting the other da day It Isn't nt the first time our namesake namesake name name- sake aake has hu landed in the papers there And each time the edi edl- tore tors headline it Winchell Arrested Arrested Ar Ar- rested B. B Hand with Ge George Gerge rge Ade Ado and Dick Little and oUi other newspaper per He Ho knew P Postmaster Farley y intimate intimate- lY Things were tough Hand a n note to to Farl Farley y saying aying he d appreciate clate a government job If jIt you dont don't come through said the kidding note Ill Til blow your head saw th letter Jetter first When Hand called d he was subdued by nervous al sleuths who put him In handcuffs The other day they found Hand in hi his rooming house room There was WM an unopened letter signed by his pal Farley Farley Farley-assur- assur ing him a good job jobA A broken couch cotich pulled from the wall wal h had hd d disconnected the gas- gas heater The windows were we-re closed One of the adventures adventure we probably probably ably will never forget is the one that took place the other morning morn morn- ing lug at 9 We took our daughter to school and school and teacher persuaded us to sit In class claD It was WM the first time we h had 4 been inside a school since 1910 and we learned much The children boys and girls of 7 and 8 8 were grouped in a circle Wo We sat I t with them Composition tion was being taught and Janet Cantor Eddies Eddie's child was wai first She w was s b Her storytelling story story- telling was rendered naturally Her poise and magnetism spellbound spellbound spell spell- b bound und all of us But all ll the kids were grand none grand none of them i was shy shy and and the intelligence of them all most impressive Lucy Jucy Some Some- Other Or however howe offered every indication of Being Most Likely To Succeed as aa a story or orI I scenario writer Lucy is 8 8 Her story contained suspense and she Is clever at dialogue too She concluded with a n moral honesty pays and she even supplied a punch Her the theme e dealt with with girls girls arent aren't cats cab Her piece was called Haunted House It wasn't haunted aft after r raU all aU her story revealed Those seem more like dog bones not bonn not skeleton bones said aid the the- heroine Sure enough the enough the boxes contained con con- tamed gold Gold stolen tr from m the bank Lets Let return it IU said th the girl in the story t ry And they did They received 1000 reward And so ao concluded Lucy after after atter af at- ter keeping us breathless ss why we sing Happy Days Dayi Are re Here Again Jan Rubini describes bel The Big Street as aI a place where more mora people talk about you you than than to to you Part Par of a letter from the capitol think this is hooey I I know But several people here told me the Roosevelt boys like you youa III a lot and ad admire adnire ira you for groaning about their recent escapades es es- es escapades escapades on the highways Aside to Heywood Broun The tooth was WM what dentists call a II j jacket the jacket the the real tooth is underneath underneath underneath under under- neath the jacket The jacket was the one broken I didn't like it it anyhow Copyright 1938 Daily Dally Mirror Inc Ine |