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G CHAPTER 23 You Cant Can't Rattle Jeeves es I 1 went to the door and looked out outI I co could ld hardly believe it was really morning But it was and a dashed good morning at that The Theair Theair Theair air was cool and fresh there were long shadows across the lawn and everything combined to give the soul such a kick icicle that many fellows in my position would have taken off their socks and done rhythmic dances in the dew I did not actually do that but I certainly felt uplifted to no little extent and you might say that I Iwas Iwas Iwas was simply so much pure spirit without an any material side to mc me whatsoever when suddenly it was wasas wasas wasas as if the old turn tum had come out of ofa ofa a n trance with a jerk and the next moment I 1 was feeling that nothing mattered in this world or the next except about a quart of coffee and andall andall andall all tho the eggs and b. b you could cram cramon cramon cramon on to a dish Its It's a rummy thing about breakfast break break- fast When youve you've only to press abell abell a abell bell to have the domestic staff stat rae rac rac-I rac racing ing in with everything on the menu from oatmeal to jams marmalades I and potted meats meath you find that all you can look Jook at is a glass of soda oda water and a rusk When you ou cant can't g get gt t it you feel like a python when the zoo officials officials officials have just started to bang the luncheon gong Speaking for myself myself my my- self I 1 have as a rule to be more or less lured to the feast I 1 mean mean to say I 1 dont don't as a general thing become what you mi might ht call break break- fast-conscious fast till Ull Ive I've had my m- morning tea and rather rathel thought things over a bit And I can give no better indication of at the thc extraordInary extraordinary extraordinary extra extra- ordinary change e which had come o over oer er my viewpoint now than b by mentioning that there then was a young oung fowl of sorts not far away engaged in getting outside a large pink worm and I could willingly have joined it at the board In fact tact I would have taken potluck at this juncture with a buzzard My watch had stopped so I 1 couldn't tell teU what time it was and another thing I 1 didn't know was when Jeeves was planning to go to the tho Dower house to keep our tryst The thought that he might even now be on his way there and that it if h he didn't find me me he would give the thing thine- up as a bad job and retire to toome some ome impregnable Imp f fastness in the back parts of the Hall gave me Inc a avery avery avery very nasty turn I left the summerhouse summerhouse summer summer- house and a taking to the bushes began to work my way through them treading like a red Indian on tho the trail and keeping well vell under undercover undercover undercover cover throughout And I was Wag just navigating round tho the side of the house and making malting ready for tho the dash into the open when through the French window of ot the morning room I saw a spectacle spectacle spectacle spec spec- which affected me mc profoundly In fact you'd be about right if you said that it it seemed to speak to my very depths Inside the room a was placing a large tray on a table I D Decides eides to Pinch Tray ay The sunlight streaming in in lit up I this hair and noting its auburn hue I 1 deduced that s she e emust must be Mary the betrothed of Constable Dobson and at any other time the fact would have been of interest But I 1 was in no mood now to subject the girl to a critical scrutiny with a view to ascertaining ascertain ascertain- ing whether the constable had picked a winner or not My whole attention was earmarked for tor that tray It was a well laden tray There was a coffeepot oh on on it also toast Inconsiderable in inconsiderable inconsiderable considerable quantity and furthermore furthermore furthermore further further- more a covered dish It was this last that touched the spot Under the cover there might be eggs there might be bacon there might be sausages there might be kidneys or there might be kippers I could not tell But whatever there was it was all right with Bertram For I had laid plans and formed my schemes rhe The girl was on her herway herway herway way out by this time and I estimated estimated estimated esti esti- mated that I had possibly 50 seconds for Cor the stern task before me Allow 20 for nipping in three for snaffling the works and another 25 for getting getting getting get get- ting back into the the bushes again and one had all the makings of a successful enterprise Ther There was nothing of the cat i i ith ith th the adage about me now The moment the tho door closed I was speeding on my way I reckoned little whether anybody saw me and andI I 1 should imagine that had there been eye witnesses all they would have seen would have been a sort of blur I 1 did the first leg of the journey well inside the estimated time and I had just laid h hand nd on the tray and was about to lift and re remove remove re- re move when there came from outside outside out side the tho door the sound of at foot foot- steps It was a moment for swift thought and such moments find Bertram Wooster at his best Finds Escape Impossible This morning room I should hould mention mention men men- tion was vas not the small morning men I room where DwIght and little Seabury Seabury Seabury Sea- Sea I bury had had their making epoch-making In fact I 1 am rather misleading misleading misleading mis mis- leading my public in alluding to it as a morning room at all alt It Jt was really a study or office olice being the tho place where Chuffy dic did his estate business totted up his bills brooded over the growing cost of I al apparatus and gave the tenants II tho the bird when they called t to ask him to knock a bit ot off their rent And Andas as you rou cant can't get very far with that sort of oc thing unless you have a pretty sized good-sized desk Ch Chiffy had most fortunately had one put in It stood across one whole corner of of tho room and it seemed to beckon to me mc Two and a half seconds later I Iwas Iwas Iwas was behind it It crouching on tho car carpet pet t and trying to I solely through the pores The Trie next moment tho the door opened and somebody came in Feet crossed the tho floor right up to the desk and andI I heard the click as the hidden hand removed the he telephone receiver eli Regis two four said a voice and conceive the sudden sudden sudden sud sud- den rush of relief when I recognized recognized recognized it as one that I had many a time shaken hands with in the past the tho voice in shorts of ot a friend in need Oh Jeeves I said popping up like a the jack You cant can't rattle Jeeves Where scullery maids had bad had hysterics and members of the Peerage had hd leaped and quivered he simply re regarded regarded regarded re- re me with respectful serenity and after aCter a civil good morning went on with the job in hand He is isa isn is isa a n fellow who vho likes to do things in their proper order Regis two four The Tho Seaview Hotel Could you In in- in form me i if Sir Roderick Glossop is in his room Not yet returned Thank you ou He hung up the receiver and was now at liberty to give the late young master a spot of ot attention Good morning sir he s said id again I 1 was not expecting to see you here I II know know- but I II had supposed that the arrangement arrangement arrangement arrange arrange- ment was that we should meet at atthe atthe atthe the Dower House I 1 shuddered a bit Jeeves I 1 said ald one brief briet word about that Dower House and then I should I like the subject shelved indefinitely I I. know yo you meant well I know that when you sent mo me there your our motives were pure pureto to the last drop But the fact tact remains that you were dispatching me to a anasty anasty anasty nasty salient Do you know who was lurking in that House of ot Fear Brinkley Complete with chopper I 11 am very sorry to hear that sir Then I assume assum that you did not sleep there last night No Jeeves I did not I 1 slept slept slept- If It you can call it In sleeping sleeping-lu In a summerhouse And 1 I 1 was just creeping round through the bushes to try to find you when I 1 saw that setting out food on the table in here His lordships lordship's breakfast sir Where is he He should be down shortly sir It was a most fortunate chance that her ladyship should have instructed me to ring up the Seaview Hotel Otherwise we might have experienced experienced some difficulty in establishing connection Yes What was all that by the way way That Seaview Hotel stuff Her ladyship is Is' somewhat exercised exercised exer exer- in her mind about Sir i Roder ioder- oder- oder ick I fancy that on reflection she sho has reached the thc conclusion that she sheI I Continued on n Following Pan Page f fA Thank Ih an k You Y ou Jeeves J eeves s r f C Continued rom from Pr Page Pue 7 did not not tr not treat at t him well wel l last night Mother other love iove not net so SO o hot this f p mornIn morning t I 3 No sir 3 And its it's a case cae at t f Return and andall andt nd t eli all 1 will wU be forgiven Precisely sir But unfortunately unfortunate unfortunate- I ly Jy Sir Roderick Roderic appears to be missing miss miss- lug ing and we can cnn secure secure no Information Lion tion ton as to what has hI become of him li H Hes s 's all aU right right After an Invigorating s t. t session with wit ho went to o my garage to get petroL petro Was Va he correct in supposing that tat that would clean clea him as a well as a butter buter Yes es sir Then hen I should shoud think he was was on his way to London by now now if it not actually Yay in the te metropolis I I will notify her l ladyship at once aIr Ir I imagine that the information Will wi serve sere sensibly to lessen her anxiety You realy really think she loves him tIll aWl and wishes to extend the amende honorable Or olive olvo branch branc Yes es sir So at least leat I 1 divined from her dc de dc- dc meanor meaner I was left with wih the te im- im that tat all l the old love Jove and ete esteem were in operation once 1 V. V more t Has Ha Ha Changed Opinion of Glossop And And Im I'm very ver glad to hear it Z x said cordially For For I must tell teJ you ou Jeeves that since we last lat got together 1 I have completely ly changed my mind about the tho above Glossop I t see now that there is much good goodin in in tn him In the silent watches of the tho night we formed what you wouldn't be befar far out in describing as a beautiful friendship We Ve discovered discovered discovered dis dis- dis- dis covered e each ch others other's hidden meris merits a and d he left let showering invitations to lunch Indeed sir str Absolutely Abs Ab ute From now on there tere will vill wi always be and nd fork foric forI for Bertram at t the Glo Glossop sop lair and the te same for Roddy chez Bertram Very Ver gratifying sir Most OSt So Soi if youre you're chatting with wit Lady in the te near future tell her that tho match youcan tel tat now has ha my full fun approval and sanction sancton But all al this Jeeves I 1 proceeded striking the te practical note Is Decide beside be De side cide lide th the point point The main issue Isue is tat that I 1 am sorely in need of nourishment nourishment nourish nourish- m ment nt and I want that tray So hand it across and look You are proposing to eat his l lordships lordship's breakfast sir Hears Footsteps In Passage Jeeves I said emotionally and was wa about to go on on to add that tat if i he had any doubts doubt as to what I Ia Iwas Iwas was a proposing to do to that breakfast breakfast break break- fast ast he could remove them tem by standing to one side and and- watching mo me get acton action n when once more I heard side lide footsteps in i the passage out out- Instead of speaking along these lines lies accordingly I r blenched as a near ner as a fellow can cn blench bench when his hs' hs faco face is all al covered with wit boot polish and broke off oft with wit a brief heart hert cry Once Onee more I perceived tat that it had become imperative that tat I Z vanish from the scene Those footsteps I must menton mention k were ere of ot the solid sturdy study shoe shoe- J. J number eleven type It I was natural therefore that 1 I 1 should assume that it t was wa Chuffy who now stood without with with- wih out ut And to enco encounter ter Chuffy 1 I need scarcely say would have been reign to my policy I have aready al- al ready eady ind indicated with wih I think sufficient suf- suf clearness that tat he was not in n sympathy with wih my aims alms and ob- ob That interview we had had hadin hadon hadon on in the previous night had shown me mc metat that tat he hc was ws to be reckoned as es- es one of the tho a opposition opposition-a a hostile hoste element and a menace Let Lt hint him discover me mc here and the te first thing I knew he be would would be me up somewhere in In a spirit of of chivalrous zeal and sending messengers flies nies- to old Stoker to drop round and collect Long therefore before the handle hande had turned I was down in th the depths depts like a a diving duck The Te door opened A female voice spoke poke No doubt that of the future Mrs Mrs Constable Dobson Mr r. r Stoker it announced Large flat at feet feet clumped clumped into the room oom TOMORROW Honest Emotion Copyright 1035 by P. 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