| Show F FLASHES LASHES Not All Suckers Either In Case Y ve Time Too Much Approach Something to Carp About NEW YORK Sept 4 WP W-There's W There's Theres one born bom every minute at t the Amen Amerl can Museum of Natural History that History that thatIs Is Js one fish fuh every minute The reason is that the Aquarium society society society so- so is holding its lu annual exhibition the blowfish which swells five times Urne its size when Attacked is there and so Is betta which builds build a nest of hub bubo bles ble for Its eggs Thousands of others too are no not committing race suicide either cither Got Time ime to Spare I CHICAGO Sept Sep 4 In JP-In In c case e you youcan I Ican can spare pare the time you can count to I 10 billion In years years years-If if lf you count at the rate of one number a second I The Rosenwald Museum of Science and Industry has it all figured out and what's what more has an electric countIng count count- Ing big device that can check cheek the nurn num bers t ers off oft at the rate of five a second for 24 hours a day It is estimated that it would reach by 1996 Forcing Approach-Forcing Did It CHICAGO Sept 4 The W-The The home of Daniel Smith was a happy one his its wife said in a divorce suit until he ie took up the forcing approach tern em For those who dont don't know the forcing approach-forcing system has to do with bridge Well Mrs Smith h said ald it acquired such a hold on Smith that he quit his job ob to make a study of it Then she left eft him NO CARPING CRITICISM WANTED SIDNEY Neb Sept 4 JP W-Here's W Here's Heres Heresa a fish Ish story that James Hand tells following last weeks week's floods After the waters receded he went to o his office opened R a drawer of his lis desk and there lay Jay a carp Adventurous Soul Sout OMAHA Neb Sept 4 UP JP iP Mrs Cornelia Cornella Weatherford Omaha is 15 years old today I think Ill I'll celebrate by smoking a cigar instead of my customary pipe she said Mrs Weatherford said she had been smoking a pipe for tor 90 DO years PHILADELPHIA Sept pl 4 V P Anagrams Ana Ana- grants grams and proved a cinch for or experts of the National Puzzlers' Puzzlers league eague league who are Bre in convention but they hey couldn't find their vase vase Important tant props in a mys mys- Props Loss tery play presented at hotel by the mystics L A. N Nearly any L Just when it seemed s Mystic Play the vase and their reputation reputation rep rep- reputation for science ce were both lost a hotel official happened alongI along I took it for safekeeping he said the way we lose Jose our silver silver- ware leaving leaving things around loose Vindicated at Last PORTLAND Ore Sept 4 If Cap W-Cap- Cap Capoin tam oin Frank Ervin police traffic chief rushes r to the dee defense e of the seat back driver An automobile driver should apprecIate ap- ap predate aid he says Four eyes on the he road arc are better than two to Club With Claws NEW YORK YORI Sept 4 JP-A JP A A cat eat Is Isas Isas as 35 Rood good a club as any to Conrad W. W Michels I when hes he's mad A policeman said sald he came Clime upon Michels I yesterday lambasting three men with a yowling cat which he held beld by the tall tail Michels Michela will tell ell tella ella a judge about it U. The Secrets Secret's Out GREENSBURG Pa Sept 4 WMichael W- W JMichael J- J Michael thinks he has discovered discovered dis dis- covered the s secret et of why his tomatoes and his potatoes and his squashes have lave flourished nourished this summer In his truck patch he found a cucumber shaped like a horseshoe I |
