Show WALTER W TER L-TER WINCHELL ON BROADWAY BROADW A Copyright 1033 1933 Daily Mirror Inc SCRAMBLED SCRA EGGS They say Joseph grouch against Palm Beach how he hehR hR panned it in the lately was he the result of ot the biggest party that was vas flun flung for 1 him m there Just as he was dazzling a group of debs with fine ine talk Count von yon Luckner took the he whole group away by coming corning up and tearing a telephone book in half hall with his bare paws Som Somewhat what discouraged the precious lergie strolled to the remaining girl girlin girlin in n the party who finally ascertained that hat he was a writer upon which she promised to introduce him to a real resl author author and and brought up Arthur Som Som- ers era Roche packed up that hat same night SS than whom there Is b no nomore nomore nomore more graphic recently gave the most vivid and md accurate description dc- dc of ot British cooking He said that the British were the only people in the world who could cook roast beef until beet until it was bluel blue S a a aI I heard Jimmy Durante really pulled this one at lunch here the other noon The penalty of ot fame tamel lamented lament lament- ed Jimmy oh oh the expense ot of it I went into a a drug store to get me rae a 10 cent cigars and the clerk looks at me and says Hello Jimmie Hello HelIo I says tree free Admi Admi- rations fer half hall a dollar doUar a a a aThe The surgeon who took Jackie Coopers Cooper's Coopers Cooper's Coop- Coop ers er's appendix out was under the impression impression im im- im until n after the operation that it was Jackie Coogan he sliced He had dad never heard of Jackie Cooper The surgeon told pats pals The words child actor had crept into his bean and even though h he looked at the chart char chartand and history etc he never noticed the mistake so fixed in n his mind was the only child actor he ever heard of ot It H was was was' not until a after ler the he operation when he chattily informed informed informed in in- formed Mrs Coogan that it was funny but funny but he had always thought of Jackie Coogan as a haired dark boy that the moth mother r coldly set him straight a S 9 G What few people know is 13 that Ruth Bryan Owen minister to Denmark and the daughter of ot the Great Commoner Commoner Com Corn moner is an nn accordion player to compare compare com pare with Phil Baker and so is her extremely beautiful daughter Kitty Bryan Brym Meeker They own a half hall dozen of ot these wind macl machines nes a a S The deepest breath you ever drew drewis is ic the first one you draw in the first moment of ot your life lICe And what most of ot u us call a nervous breakdown Is usually an emotional motional breakdown Has nothing to do with nerves a a a aIt It was erroneously reported elsewhere else else- where of ot course that in Ossining N. N Y is a monument on the exact spot where Major John Andre a British spy was captured a turning point in inthe inthe inthe the nation John wasn't captured at Ossining at all nor is the statue commemorate commemorating ing the spot In Ossining Its It's in Tarry Tarry- to town ISS The next time you JOU hear on one of ot the smart alecks poke fun a at t the movie men for changing the titles of ot stories bought for the screen remind him that Alice In Wonderland was first published as s Alices Adventures Underground Underground Underground Un Un- that Thackeray's title for Vanity Fair was Pencil Sketches of ot English Society and that Stevenson Steven Steven- son called it The Sea Cook not Treasure Island Also Pride Also Pride and Prejudice was called First Impressions Impressions Impressions by its author and that Pigs Is Li Pigs was first known as The Dago Pig Episode If It this doesn't silence the aleck ask him if Jl he ever heard of ot Old Time Legends Together with Sketches Experimental Experimental Ex Ex- and Ideal Idea That was Hawthorne's Hawthorne's Haw Haw- thorne's Idea of ot a t title but title but we know the book as The Scarlet Letter Finally remind him that Poe Poc originally original original- Iy ly called it The Owl not The Ra Ra- ven veil So why laugh at the local yokels a a a There are more automobiles than bathtubs in the U. U S S. S A. A S as Harold C C. C Burrs Burr's article on revolutionists in baseball reveals this engaging engaging en en- item On the old of Brooklyn was a little chap called Tommy Barlow Bulow He lIe swung a short light stick and couldn't hit the ball very far He had noU noticed d how the infielders all played back for lor hard hard- driven balls baUs So one day he came innocently to bat shortened his grip i with the first pitch and instead of swinging bunted the ball down the third base foul line The pit pitcher her and third baseman were caught flat flat-f flatfooted foot flat oat oat- ed ed and Barlow sped triumphantly down to first But the crowd would have none of ot the innovation They hissed and booed and hung on Tommy the nickname of ol Sissy He became discouraged at the ridicule and soon drifted out of ot base base- ball |