Show WALTER WINCHELL NOTHINGS I NEVER KNEW TILL NOW That if It Royalty enters a restaurant you embarrass cm em by staring or insult em ern by b not looking at all aU e o That you lose social caste but gain a discount if you pay your fashionable London taU tailor or cash on the spot a a That Gilbert and Sullivan the greatest composIng composIng composing compos- compos Ing and writing team In all history were usually snarling and wrangling e a a That the King of England Is no stamp rubber-stamp monarch Geo Oeo V. V does a good bit of actual ruling between cornerstone laying o a G f That In England the humbler the Job the loftier the high hat banks and clerks and messengers wear tall millinery In the ritzy manner and so do domany domany domany many of ot the tile truck drivers drivelS e S o C That A n. man standing at the north pole polo Is about 13 miles closer to the center of the earth than a aman aman aman man at the Equator a 0 0 a a That men working steadily In less than a a. dozen brick plants can con produce all the bricks that the country needs Including those required by the dramatic critics a a a That butter Is the theone one food which may be artificially colored without colored without so being labeled And it Is pure food yetI yet That In the Temple of Heaven in Peking China the dome representing the sky Is a a. rare color for which tho the formula has been lost los all efforts to match it failing despite powers of modern modem science a a a That If and call It toe mah you go ritzy you do so without authority from the dictionary dictionary- so act your age S That the total capacity of the U. U S. S Industrial equipment Is one billion horsepower which does docs earths earth's total population Oh a the wor work of ten billion men or five times Umes the huh a a a That Iowa is the only state In which poison ivy wont won't grow A e a ft a That because of the business crisis one of the most commonly made errors In English grammar is isto isto isto to use loan lom as a verb Instead of lend It is 15 strictly a noun and arid a hard one to ro find rInd at that a a a That a Germany spy served during a large part port of the world war in the British censor s office Yop hes he's telling all in a book a a a That several London gossip writers and columnIsts columnIsts columnists column column- ore are lords lords' and sirs belonging to ro the nobility with witha a capital N N. a a a That a London publisher and a local one ana are plotting an English American and vice versa dictionary dic dic- so that travelers will know that a hairdressing hairdressing hairdressing hair dressing saloon Is really a barber shop and a goods ds train Is 15 a n freight train etc etc dc a a a That every British item today and several others were written by a a. Yank publisher while Awhile riding the skies there What a n pal all ali o a a a That an honest man of 62 out of work for the past nine months and the sole support of his five tots facing eviction and unable to obtain charity from his Pennsylvania burg was put into the jail jaU there because his dog didn't have ve a license I Th That t the cancellation mark markwith with lines on your jOur postcard originally represented the Stars and stripes 4 t a a a That Francine Larrimore got her name off oU a drug store window when she decided she didn't like Adler a 0 a a That the stock exchange has miles of phone and telegraph wires UJo No ro wonder those stocks take so long going gOinS up upp a a a That If every structure re on Manhattan Island were destroyed and the entire community rebuilt with tho the latest inventions the reconstruction would pay for Itself In 20 years a a That the first U. U S. S soldier in France Prance during the late war was a colored boy See p. p 93 Amerlean American Amer ican lean War for Humanity a a a That some hotels have a better Idea They Install in install install in- in stall radios in every room but you may get your own stations by inserting a a. dime e a 0 a a That one-fourth one of all the Jews in tho the world live In the U. U S. S A. A and one-half one of all the Jews in the U. U S. S A. A live in New York a a a That years ago baggy trousers were a sign of genius Nowadays they are area a sign of the times Copyright 1932 Dally Mirror Inc |