Show An advertisement in a prominent magazine calla calli attention to an ex ex exclusive elusive club which h has hac s been ben opened in the White mountains Tor hr use b by bya a m. m Tha wh what mig be called today's today best bUt wheeze S S Quien Sabe Sabel S. S i L. L t is a city of promise The fin finest cst i I ever saw saw saw- Both mayor and and police c chiefAre chief chiefAre tet Are to enforce the law And then the tho treasury looters Will hlL have to nav the tho e. e Were We're to have havo- havo a real t town Wh My wont won't that be nice 1 Now If some ome kind citizen Of whom we all could boast Would only buy the traffic men That known book by Post 0 Perhaps ps wed we'd l have havea lv a city city- D Doing things j just st right right right- We e would all nIl obey tU law And police pollee would be bc polite ANN HOE HOSES HOSE S S S J Justice in Salina SaUna Since Salt Lake has S taken on en some bl big elt city views with respect I to the traffic situation some of ot th the I thriving smaller t towns around tho the state not to bo be outdone ar are arc going in for tor the same thing One of the b better known citizens citizen about town was wa in Sauna Salina recently and forgetting the size of the village vIl- vIl vil- vil lage age Just started tramping across the he street cant can't d do lIe Hey ye e ye e that tho the village constable piped up and took our citizen before th the justice justko of ot the peace Jaywalking yer er honor the pon on on stable explained Two bucks said the j. j p. p S S S Municipal M Mother ther Goose A Is tor for Act what Act what Chief did His very ery first act was to clampdown clamp clampdown clampdown down the lid Ud B Is for whose heart henrt isS is la laso S so o largo large He will entertain strangers strangers any anytime anytime time without charge C e Is for lor Cleanup which insiders know Means gamblers amblers must quit quit just just for forthe forthe forthe the time being though D Is Js for Details which can only be guessed t S Since even the victim prefers r them suppressed E Is for tor Embezzler luck Embezzler luck simply sublime Whatever he does doe he ho will never nevet serve time F Is for Four Four Just the number of oC days das N Required for Inspecting tho the police station wa ways sG s G is for tor Gambler Just Gambler Just a few to be betaken betaken betaken taken The others to be periodically shaken II IL is for or HELD Being h held ld I bl a rest Just a I. pleasant vacation as Bur Bur- bidge's guest I Is for or something a lawbreaker hates hales An Investigation that Investigates J Is Js for tor Jail as the lawbreaker knows knows knows' Its It's seldom to j Jail ll that the lawbreaker lawbreaker law law- breaker goes K is for knowledge a dangerous stuff tut The voter must listen to nothing but bluff L L Is for Legal Lesal the stuff out of books That makes public office a harbor for tor crooks S M 1 Is for Municipal treasury fat If it had halitosis do you won wonder er erat at that N is for fOI Newspaper fearless of facts That dares to con condemn every lawbreakers lawbreaker's lawbreakers lawbreaker's lawbreakers lawbreaker's law law- breakers breaker's acts O 0 stands for or all that the he Other sheets print t. t Of or unwelcome truth they suppress ever every hint I P is for Patience which soon may mar wear out If Ie voters pet get et wise to what hiat this is about WILL DOBSON S S S Oh Yeah Corner The apologetic editor of or the San SanJuan SanJuan SanJuan Juan Record docs does a a. little explaining explain explain- ing We had hd planned to be begin in the publication of an page eight pa paper paper paper pa- pa per commencing with this issue and had laid aid out the forms and everything but upon opening j the weeks week's bundle found that the paper house had instead of sending an eight page eight page sheet sent two page four-page sheets so aD sowe sowe we are compelled to issue the paper this week as 5 a page four-page paper Telephone orders have remedied the mistake and be beginning beginning be be- ginning with next week The Record will again be published in page eight form with tho the hope that during the fall fail business busi busi- ness eu will Increase enough to continue to do so 0 The Record we suppose is just one of those flexible jour jour- nals S S 0 Little of Great Thinkers S Asked the recipe for being 70 looking younger and staying stay stay- ing g n married r ie Mr B Barnes n es patted patted his his' wife's hand and land said Pick a good coo cook He should have added And k keep p. p her in the kitchen litchen STATE STR STREET S SAD SADIE A D I E SAYS Oxford rd green is one of I th ne newest eat colors colora for fall wear j I but most moat folks folka dont don't need it j I President Hoover Hoo has been blamed for or the existing business depres slon sian and when it starts picking up they'll tia tiny bay Hoover Hoo did ft it So there you ou are ART ARr DECK PIG HAS EXTRA LEG FOND FO-D DU LAC WIs Vis UP A J I our old pig on the farm of WillIam Burnett Corners Comers Is s thriving Just like his hiM normal brothers and sisters although he must lust cary cuiry around an un extra Ie leg having been bce born burn with five ho |