Show FRi j j 7 t Cal Cl i. i writ that thit- r pa ousted in in Cana Can Ca'n- a ad ad o of a a. a lJ nia d pr i I iton Of or cour e. e He go flo so ao faras aras to name what wha effeCt et the simi mi iau aue e 11 have ve on on tha thu a orsi wt t ti 4 t 1 S S 54 5 4 4 Sh Short ri Sor tr There Thero was a 3 man ir If our our- ourtown town lown Arid And he was 38 n fool tool Ho Her went vent o t to the Old Mill l club And nd fell feU into nto the pool rj rid n he found tha that i h he was WIlS wet with all his might and main He upon upon J his head And And- climbed right out again SO SOURDOUGH SAM 5 S S' S But the lie story sf ry d e end i there Lor of Oi th theBon Bon Vivant Who the lit Ht- tic Ic- Ic diving st stunt nt th tim tho other other- night tru trundled homeward and and- decided a t bath tho thing thing- to o bring him back to to e It wasP was no oo r sal said i than done and after the tub our friend roun found j it it so s' n l' l ho stayed tC there nit J w ws ws w's s only roused from hi- hi watery v bed bcd called the next morning to tu inform him hirn t lino 0 was worl to be bedon don done I. I T t W k Elderly me men are Jare ov over r th he fact tha that h r will not hire a a m 4 40 t 1 t woi worry y the he women women lone of them eye eve each reach that a ace at t anyway y GI Jy says no no girl be ir can can ca'n be com com- Jle Jy happy happ- without two sweet- sweet h. h e ts one site she tr loves s and andone ono one who loVes or oves herthe her her- If the women were as at young ung at as th y cf im o b be more mart than half of would would- be ba in time s chool hool 1 B YS 1 Cooing Wo heard of ot Soung young youn couples s doing dong do- do ing ng a J little t lo p petting t in park parked d automobiles auto- auto mobiles fn Th iise se porch swin swings s sd and ind d In hi shows movie show but we ran into a new a-new- method the other day We h happened to W Jk I to toa a hotel obby obb- and and heard little s stifled hero and there We around b but t saw saw I. I no Tc reason son sono bi- bi o ai tIle ie chuckling There W was 5 mor- mor or c chuckling and arid We we determined ed to o find the of or It all alJ Soon oot a bellhop p passed sed at and J. J at at- atour our ur request st pointed out a couple couil seated In n orio of the of-the the high-back high chairs In Ina n a corner orner hilling billing and cooing f for r ran an all anh h hey Yete were woth And the they con- con the trie miniature gig gig- which les which so soon ti reached th heights of ot g guffaws S. S S 'S Bachelors Badi Iia Tourist Tourists who ride the sightseeing ines' ines s' s i gain ln J. J a. a world of ot information from rom th the drivers of or the v vehicles T They 3 learn ea n when hen the tho city It vas as as found d arid b by whom ho how lon bug it took took ook to build th the thO temple how how f ck tho he the walls man man s other Wo W were vera walking down East S South uth Temple street t the other lh r day Jien one of the tho buses passed 1 our rIght tho 1 driver v r tas sayIn saying Is i one of the few ew remain remain- In in inthe the P Wo turned and sa saw an apartment l hous us which J J has s stood th rc for fr many 41 years if it our nerves s sus us correctly us i The Tho building is is is- isan an an exclusive ba n l r apart ent tho n No o one ma may reside there Unless ss s's licIs Tie Is a bachelor bachelor a w Wet d ai again I gave V a sharp look it at- atthe the d doorway s thing cau r e eye e Woj Voi Wo looked again and sa saw sais a R a peram perambulator standing Just inside n the doorway t 1 That Th at F. F Fine lIne 1 r Talk about our ur l land nd of or freedom And believe believe it I ciu c can n It lt s seems ms t to o inc jno that everything Is b Js underneath aban a ban They took away our lager lagE r b br r Our whisky whisk and O our bur wine Arid rid if r we try we-try try to to m malo piako IQ tour tOUL own ot i We We end crid up with ith a afine lne Th Then if if throw a a parl party Our worries wIll not cease A op is sui e sure sure- to say Y That h t wo we disturb th the p peace p ace ce Then Then- It if wo we take the auto And fall fail to heed some some 81 sign 1 The next thing that that you hear Is have h to paya 3 fine Then as s sa a last resort I We w We c set out for tor a safety walk And find that thai all the streets s Aro Am sporting yellow chalk haik There are are yellow arrows Pointing out the linc Une Arid And if It you ou dont don't walk on the chalk Youre You're sure to pay a fine ANN N HOWE STATE STREET SADIE SAYS Some Somo one one of thue e days dAY at at star r is ii going to io be em em- m- m by being by-being being photographed tennis racket holding only one Sm consumed a more Juno than In In the thc same rith last Jas y r r r. r a a. nc s Jt item in says Bays Shows what a stock market marketan can an do to your nerves ART Rl DECK |