Salt Lake Telegram | 1930-07-11 | Page 6 | Main Street

I 4 1 rc A Salt Lake youth wu was fI d 2 2 in city court th the other day though the judge judae said id h he was not guilty Quilty of the crime crimi which he ad ad- That just jutt go gees to how hOw hew IO long the law arm really it iI a. a S S S Ballad of 01 Circumvention I started down don the road of ot life Ufo With honorable intentions To follow straight ht the narrow path all nil circumventions But But then I t reached the turning point I 1 should have Just Ignored it But down don a crooked little path Were jungles I adored It I r bid the pavement glad Iad farewell I Life lre was too simple there But when I re reached ched the Jungle gate It said No Thoroughfare e. e Now I hav neither crooked path Nor pavement smooth to wend Vend And I through brambles brambl In t the e dark Make detours without end BBS BB B. B B. B S SC A Simile Grand Gram Party I was wu out with a guy guy a as good Dood looking a as Adonis Adoni and a a. a speedy as William Haynes necking in ina a Schneider cup race plant plane He slung a simile grind grand party The was smooth as AI white whit satin atin and it had a kick Hk like a supercharged d stick Uck of dynamite reacting to to a touch of high life Did Old this guy pet net As though he ha were a Pekinese at a childless childless child child- less lui women's women club H He had a keen car red car red and racy like a plush lined carmine streak I walked home like fun MAC S SC Oh i Yeah Corner Cornel I News item MONTROSE O Colo Emor Emory C. C Dad Dads 85 85 55 Civil war war veteran veteran vet vet- eran sued his wife Eva E 63 63 for divorce and alimony He won on both joth tn In a a. court d decision tOda today The charge was desertion and cruelty That That's a tip lip for hen pecked hen pecked husbands S. S S t t Good News of 01 Good Times Syndicated column Du Dear Miss MilS Dix Dix r I am a middle mid die dle aged widow My children are all grown and nd gone My sister recently died Left a handsome husband huband who it is one of the best men who ever lived Now that she ahe is i. gone he is i. very lonely and feels feel that it would kill him to break breakup up his hi home which is ia very beautiful I go and clean his hi house every week for him and ha ho is i. very grateful when he h. comes home in the evening and finds find everything neat and tidy and a good hot supper waiting for him Would it be b. wrong for me ins to try to marry him I know his hi Wants wanta and could make him happier than any other woman I know PERPLEXED WIDOW I S S S Remember the old adage Strike while the iron hon hot S S S Amateur Sports We re always have hn-e been interested I In n amateurs being one o of th the group I ourselves es but theres there's one kind of or amateur who especially causes our epidermis to writhe and pucker up with goose pimples I The amateur we speak about can cane be e found almost anywhere In in a. a hotel lobb lobby at dinner In a a. restaurant res- res aurant in an automobile a a. train trainor or anywhere But getting down to the point the he amateur is a she who for tor apparently apparently apparently ap ap- ap- ap no reason at all insists on dragging a a. without knowIng knowing know- know Ing ng which end Iti it which First comes the process of or knocking knocking- it down which she learned earned from observation Then comes comes comes' the the- lighting up process which is successful after atter she has learned the method i 1 it to suck luck and not blow and has consumed six or seven en matches But then the fun comes when she tak takes 3 the draw and cou coughs hs for hours meanwhile attempting to keep the tho smoke from curling into her eyes ees and at atthe atthe atthe the same samp time attempting to lo appear nonchalant Some da day among amons all the other things thing were we're going to do when we get time were we're going to open a a. school to teach amateur women smokers I. how to smoke or else give cm em a a. cure curc for Cor 4 o ft STATE STREET SADIE SAYS When better bette literature I is suppressed Americans will I read it It seems that Earl Carroll has a away away away way o of getting his foot fool into things whether hes he's In the thc bathtub or out ART AnT DECK