| Show t. t rr t. t r 1 t fr J L N f. f rl Women smokers smokers' the commerce department depa rep reports ts have ho brought annual consumption t ti ti If f all the ciga ts that women smoked wore laid lad end to end they would raise rase a mighty ou cry from the reformers reformer e BIT OLD BUT PART TRUE Kipling says saya a R. woman's womans R u n rn rag a a. bone hone and a hunk of ot hair hall but an any woman oman can tell teU you that a man is is- simply A. A Ibra bra braa a drone and a tank of oC air ANN OF THE A Un Natural His History ory NO 2 The mule ulc is Js cr very sate safe ill all rl ht just like a 3 load Jond of dynamite lies lie's quits quite e a n. playful ful little HUla cuss CURS tho the more so BO when ihen youre you're in a a. rush rush but if Jr you ou want to stop atop n awhile white hos ho's sure to toI want to run a a. mile naile Hl lila His is I really quite unique unique Its Its It's louder than thana thann a n steamboat shriek and it If you yon over ever r think you ou might desire to make male no a n nonstop o stop flight a a formula Ill I'll recommend mend mend just just fool around his business busi buol- ness ness end You'll Youn find out thIn things are not ot taught in school about this funny tunny fun tun- ny fly anI FRANK LEWIS I POPULAR PAIR MARRIED HERE HEREBY HEREBY HEREBY BY J. J W. W HYSLOP Ogden Standard Mr rr Hyslop just co couldn't decide which one ono ho he wanted S I i MOM MOMENTOUS THOUGHTS THOUGHTS' OF MOMENTOUS THINKERS With 1 le len s 8 danger attaching to air nir voy vO voyages gi g-es g people generally will h begin gIn gInto to turn turn to the s ships of the air as 8 a p means means' of I oln lon long distances TIlE TUB S Gold in Them Hills Hills' American Is on the too serious In hi that most Americans take themselves too niu much b in itt dead deml earnest says s 's Hermann In Ih The Atlantic Monthly fI l' l Particularly larl when rt th the thC moon Is Ia hanging 10 low in the skies sIdes and the tho water laps lapa g gently nU up lii on the beach hench you 1 0 look 1001 into her eyes and whisper U things ln s youre you're 0 crry for when whim you ou ome Om buck bick fr ty town to and find there aro are five lye girls gIrl for every cry bo boy in town PAT PAr A SOUTHERN V UT UTAH Aft INDI INDIANS CLOSE WA WAR ON N WHITES Headline Sunrise Sheet That balances things nicely el op open n season season on aag as hens liens L cd season seaon on whites WELL WHY DO THEY A Why y do girls 2 marry arry comes the plaintive plaintive- query of oC Dorothy D Dix x That's what hat Ive I've been trying to find out ever since since- th that tt dl dismal mal day lIay Arear a year rear ago LEND NI GlI TIlE THE DECK BO SOt I More Letters r of a Man to His Wife Ex-Wife Mrs Irs Charles Smith Hotel Reno fleno Reno Nev Dear Mrs Smith So youre you're u up to to your old ohl tricks eks' eks again Why Is It that women are UlC HO o. o unreliable You o l wrote me and nd said Id that you ou w would uld b be lie home homo three days ago iO and you haven't ha conic como yet H That If you must know kno Is Just why I found laughing water such a good com panion anlon because I could never depend de do- pend on you OU That if Jl you OU must also J know knots no ic just why 1 didn't oppose your di divorce divorce dl- dl vorce oree suit I thought you'd bo bo in that Just l like ko you are in e cJ everything else When you ou ore are ready lendy to return home advise mo me and I will heth h e th the apartment ready reary for you ou I 1 have haveS moved to tho the club and if there Is Js anything I can cat do for lor you OU write me there T I hope you ou and your our new boy friend are having havinga a Rood good time Ume Respectfully Your Divorced I S S S SLACK BLACK 2 EXTRA U UlO lO NEVADA SEPT SEPT MR lIt TEX SMITH S1 BA CLUB SALT LAKE CITY CITI SORRY DELA DELAYED BILL SILL TOOK SICK JUST Bl BEFORE TIME TO START ARRIVE THURSDAY Y DODO 1 A J 27 7 BLACK RUSH nui I SALT S. CITY SI SEPT SEPT L lT- lT MRS CHA CHARLES LES SMITH t HOTEL RENO RENO IlliNO N NEVADA VADA DESTROY LETTER THIS Tills MORNING WIRE VIRE BILLS CONDITION AT ONCE TI TEX X Another adventure in n the Smith matrimonial l will appear in an early issue S S S Ho Hum Department The OGDEN STANDARD STANDARD-EX Proclaims in h I head head- ad Jl liner liner- er- er SL SLEEPING LIKE A LOG IS HELD I AS BAD BADt SIGN IGN IGNI I Bad Bad sign W Wo thought that logs were only dead wood CYNTHIA TIlE THE CY CYNIC lC I And then there ri was l Mrs nu veay veau who le returned from trani a trip to the continent hel of ul Paris ParI Cultured my iy 11 Siu lIdl culture Why II even ci 1 the iho street clean clean- cr ers speak sleak French l. l X |
