Show BY FOXHALL Ji WED WE'D TRADE THERE WOULDN'T YOU Why not a corner Where they cook up good Make jolly rolls or current curreri fi fun To feed our sense of humor FOR IT Sylvia Now that tha the too fooS seasons season's over what are you to do with your football suit sulU Harmon Im going to lea lear leam dance the Charleston JOHN ANDERSON MY JO JO JQ joA A Revised Classic With the Usual to Bobby Bu BuBy BuBy Bur BurBy By George Shepard Cha Chapp r. r 1 1 John Anderson my jo John l When we were first acquaint There were no flappers then J Wi Vi cheeks bedecked wi wl paint paint I was a comely lass John At least ye told me so so But all my color was my am aln John Anderson my Jol jo II It John Anderson my mv jo John Johnj When you and I were young There were no jazz-bands jazz John And simple songs we sung Now Annie Laurie From out our radio I wonder which ye re like the bes best John Anderson my jo PRECISELY Mrs Shubert Every time tim husband gets a slight fever I irritable and hard to manage Mrs 1 Hampton Sort of a am in me temperature eh Myron Be Boss Bos PROBABLY THE REASON They say sayan an owl looks wise l Ia Maybe be you would too If you the sights he sees every night DO YOU KNOW ANY NEW NEWl WEDS Your Mrs 1 King a newlywed I just finished making her first ca which had raisins in It Quite pr prof pra of it it she took It in to show mother Mother looked hooked at the cake w wb wh seemed to be done very when she p picked it up she i Why Ethel it has hardly risen all and its it's quite heavy hea Wll that Well Veil mother answered E Er Et EtI I r guess it must be the n. n th that t. t make it so he heavy vy You k ku raisins contain iron Dora Dora Ho Hoa ton I WHAT CALIFORNIANS THIN THI OF FLORIDA Observed by Frank H. H Willian 1 J I n Well Vell its it's not so bad lor for Every time folks talk abo about t Flo Flop Flea they talk about bout California te too tooTI n It Isn't the heat Its It's the hu hum nun Ity 7 0 Id I'd sure miss the mountains was in Florida S I I D Dont Don't t iorg forget t that C California the YEAR ALL-YEAR climate 11 Just wait until the Florida boo over Then watch California i S I No No rn Im I'm not jealous but but I Ic ca c understand it Really there comparison between the two pIa 5 J t l J 11 l 1 GOLF They te tell l a story about an iny my erate golf fan who took trip In an airplane the other da day dai While doin doing a fancy stunt lii in air the machine turned turtle the pilot cried to his passe Goodbye old man Say replied the golf gol fiend fiend they approached the earth we l we we going to land on a links well we'll be he able to have a game James J. J OConnell j jIN IN KLASS AT KOLLE Conducted b by Gertrude Teacher Becky turn around here In easterly direction and see what Y can can do dolth with the word orien oriental Beck Mine l mind I cant can't make male it ha bar har opp opp opp- 1 Jake Blitz BIltz wants to marry mit mae me mel But either dot fellers feller's a a. prince i Oriental hes he's cracked up to be bi Teacher Miss Howell now is your ch cha chato to produce a sentence with word vord opportune Letta Howell S The cat was singing her song Under the silver slIver moon So I r shied a shoe with all might And made her give opportune Charles J Liquid Assets Owens Owens Whatever Whatever happens yOU youl all right as long as your reser stock holds out fL l Youre You're Youre You're right at th tb thi You can alwa always s 's trade a bottle T war pre-war stuff for a ton of ot c coal al Mrs H. H G G. G Espy J Copyright 1925 forbidden 5 |