Show r Dances Off Weight i A y y 1 q fir i o uI 1 I CECILE BRONSON I Cecile Bronson dainty dans danseuse use of the Student Prince of Heidelburg Heidel- Heidel burg burer which h opens at the Salt Lake theatre Monday November 9 weighed poun pounds s at 17 N Now w she tips the beams at is supple as asa asa asa a spring spring hard as steel a ad and d has a Shubert contract for for- professional I appearances I I Now ow introducing Miss Bronson no rel relation to Betty Bettj Certainly I was wa plump once orice some of my girl friends were unkind unkind unkind un un- kind enough to say fat and that's a horrible word It reminds me of pigs pigs being led to the knockout blocks in the abattoir But father was a big man man and my mother was no shrinking violet when it came cime to weight so it looked as though I faced a plump serene double chinned middle age ge I 1 weighed pounds when was 17 A what roly poly that's I wasAnd was And sAnd then someone suggested Itry I Itry Itry try stage dancing But there was no stage d dancer within miles of where I lived and father was a bit old fashioned He believed the stage was the devils devil's back yard Still sun it was worth eo a try I 1 wheedled and I coaxed I had visions visions visions vis vis- ions of succeeding the fat lady inthe inthe in inthe the circus You know the one whose arms looked like uncooked pound 24 hams and finally I went to New York and tried to get into j school I say tried because because because be be- be- be cause I was almost booted out of the place A look at my legs a pinch of my arm and his Russian eyes eyes rolled Go back to your farm we e dont don't train tram elephants cl But elephant or no elephant I came came to New v York to learn I flared back at him and with a shrug he took took my y money mony and the war var i as oh And readers ead rs it woo was war Mar ar war between Russian temperament temper temper- temperament temperament ament which cussed me out nobly when I could not get my leg as far farI farJ faruP J I up tp on the bar as the dictator de- de deI demanded de de- I mantled war between tired aching muscles that shrieked and groaned for fora a a surcease Qt Cf the maddening I I routine they were were being put putI j through I Well I danced and I 1 danced I danced before breakfast through I Ion long hours of the studio and before g going to bed and after awhile the sneers pa 1 and they began to like me at the thEe studio an and then visitors via vis began to like me I mean the i way I was doing things doing things and finally one lne day sometimes things s happen i so quickly th that t the primary inci- inci l dents d leading up to them are forI forgotten for- for I gotten I 1 realized I weighed only p pounds was vas as hard as steel I but supple as a spring and had a ai ar I r i Shubert contract for professional I I appe appearances rances THE TITLE SUBTITLE TITLE WRITER AT I HOME As ved Observed by Mervin I His Wife Wife Youre Youre not going out tonight tonight are are you Fred 1 I l TicU Under Fred red Un 1 r the mellow me gloW glove of ot oti 1 i the lights of his home Fred tells his wife that trouble threatens unless un un- less SS he meets his partner at his of- of j flee fice i Y HI His 1115 Wife Where Wife Where did you go last t night Fred red night The moon I was shrouded with clouds and inthe in inthe the tiny office the tho husband labored i for his till wife and kid kiddies dies at home i His Wife I Wife I didn't know poker was sich hard haid work Well you arent aren't going to play tonight and that's that hat Fred Moaning Fred Moaning with anguish Fred buries his face fac in his hands Little does his wife guess that she has misunderstood himi him i His Wife Take Wife Take off your coat Youre You're going to stay I Fred Fred Fred-Fred Fred throws off the mantle I I of ot black despair and determines to come to an understanding with the little lilUe woman who means all to him His VI Wife Wife Wife-Do fe-Do fe Do you mean to argue with me me Fred Fred It It Is useless useless' Fate relentlessly relentlessly relentlessly relent relent- lessly bars Fred red from his happiness With a low cry ho he removes his coat and find sinks back into Inlo his chair Some Someday Someday day perhaps his chance will come Who knows what the morrow will wUl hying HALLOWEEN WILLIES By George Shepard I T. T Halloween said little Willie Is Is a a. time for acting silly sUly I Pranks and mischief are the rule Such as burning down the school II Willie with some paint alack Painted Mas Ma's white kitten black When Ma Ia cried he said Oh well She was not real tortoise tortoiseshell shell III nl Little Willie on a broom Crashed about the dining room l Crying as the dishes fell tell Gee but Halloween is swell swell IV I Little Willie in a sheet Did a ghost walk down the street street l Honestly he said its Hs rich Folks Folies cant can't tell me from a a. witch V V. Grandpa aiming for a chair Sat down on the empty all air Willie said Well ell Ill I'll be switched Guess that chair must be bo bewitched be bewitched bewitched be- be witched I VI l Willie staying out out quite late lite l Tied a u. rope rOJo across the gate I Shouting as It caught Pas Pa's bean I T Three ree long cheers for fOl Halloween |