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S Drill 1 I t the Man Roy noy Theres big money for tb the fellow who can think u up a a. way vay 0 save coal JP frolD Phil Better get some tips our Janitor Mrs H H. I I. I Kane 1 The Lo 10 Power fr er tile the Throat I Poker Pla Player er You should worry orrY If you come home borne late You Youre You're re K kl ng ngin 1 in your own home aren arent aren't t you P Henpeck Yes but there theres there's s a l aJ ways a lady in w waiting W Milliners do a lot for or the Go to Church movement m M Cop Copyright right 1924 Reproduction For Forbidden 9 ISA RACE HACK CAn C An unattractive horse hore sold for or 34 and was used between the B Bijo shafts the of owner a nde delivery II discovered r o wagon o that hat Joe JJ ills n nag had the makings of a arlit rac racI rate i horse lie He ruts juts the horse on in th the track under the name of or Billy Bill White While y and and B Billy lIy already paces a mile In 2 The he case reminds us of or hum n opportunity Many Man Mana a man U. 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