Salt Lake Telegram | 1919-08-14 | Page 7 | Around Salt Lake

1 I WAS roaming around AND N D I met a fellow WHO WAS looking for a fellow WHO HAD stolen his wife AND I said to him I said 1 t J I WHY LOOK for him E AND HE said r r II I r WHY DOGGONE it it I HE RUN away with my wife AND I said Why did he run v V VAND AND THE man replied THAT HE was worried about It HE SAID she was the only wife rHE r HE EVER had AND HE didn't know what to do HE SAI SAID D marriage was a funny thing r rIT IT STARTED in in with a dash PRETTY SOON it leads to a state of coma THEN A question mark AND FINALLY he said 1 IT COMES to a period M OR FULL stop t jr f BUT HE said e. e I HE FIGURED a wife t J anybody j WAS AS good as r IF SHE behaved herself HE SAID his is wife n NEVER TROUBLED him much r 4 HE DIDN'T pay much attention to her r LIKE SHE was the stove OR THE kitchen cabinet HE SAID You have to lie toem TO GET them ft TH THEN EN YO YOU ll have e t to to lieto i to them TO KEEP them WELL WHILE he was worrying ABOUT TH THE E man WHO HAD stolen his wife WHY THE fellow came by F F WITH A pained look on his face r AND I thought the man F WHO HAD lost the wife S WAS GOING to kill the fellow SO I got ready to run r r BUT TH THE E wife loser GRABBED THE hand of the man WHO HAD stolen the woman F r r rAND AND SHOOK it FOR TEN minutes AND TOOK a croix de guerre WHICH HE HE had had won on in the war I AND PINNED it on the mans man's coat FAND F AND THEN walked away F F TH THE E TEARS streaming down his face I THANK you you