Show n I WAS roaming around r r WITH MY mind on the race I MEAN the human race WHEN ALL of a sudden I THOUGHT of something r r r SO I said to myself I SAID Listen you IF YOURE YOU'RE gonna travel with me YOU GOTTA GOTT A be snappy YOU GOTTA say something funny OR THE editor will fire you 4 I SAI SAID D that to myself AND WHILE I r I Iwas was talking r ALOUD THAT way I f MET a man J. J OR HE met me OR CR SOMETHING 4 r r rAND AND HE said My son YOU SHOULDN'T drink like that DONT DON'T YOU know he says THAT WHISKY t HAS KILLED more men THAN BULLETS AND I said snappily THAT ID I'D rather be full of whisky THAN BULLETS r ANY TIME I said AND THE pilgrim said r LOOK AT all the homes THAT WHISKY has wrecked AND ND I said YEH I know BUT LOOK at all the ships THAT WATER has wrecked i AND HE kept arguing that way AND I was tickled BECAUSE I had como come right back WITH THOSE clever remarks AND ALL of a sudden C r I 1 LOOKED up AND THERE was the editor AND HE said DONT PULL those ch chestnuts r ON THE street that tha way OR PEOPLE will think r r YOU DONT DON'T know any better AND THAT will cause you TO LOSE your job r r r SO I dont don't see any use IN GOING to shows r r rAND r AND LEARNING jokes r AND SAYING them r- r rr r r EXTEMPORANEOUSLY THAT wa way C r rI r I THANK you |